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You should have a bet on that.

He's quoting The Lost Weekend.

He's only there to steal his hair.

Same here, though I only remember the second goal.

Bellamy's up there personality-wise but at least he produced results.

Absolutely oblivious to the fact that he made the same mistake twice more.

No problem; was just coming on to say I started late today so can't make it on till like 4am. I'm sure that suits you fine.

The fact that Souness is a walking personality disorder probably doesn't help.

You have no idea how bad I am. Also, go to bed.

If I could get hold of the ball for half a second I'd take it and go home.

tbf, as is often the case, total fucknugget makes post, rest of posters call him out for being a fucknugget.

Why are there no other rookies online? I'm playing against a bunch of people who can dribble and do air shots.

Anyone remember when Kebab assaulted that ball boy? Thought it was fair enough at the time, like.

I'd be more worried about Destiny II tbh.

Well you've got a total of 10 hours to do it, so get your thinking cap on. I'm thinking the first things I need to know are which buttons to swap and what my screen settings should be?

Grand, teach me to beat him. He still hasn't forgiven me for a game of Scrabble years ago.

That's a fucking weird stat like. What do people think is the reason for it? It's not a big club thing and there are far dirtier teams about. This season alone we've seen a couple legbreakers go unpunished. Can't just be variance either, surely?

Congrats to you both for being out and proud middle-aged women.

ArtVandalA

I have another mate giving it the same schpiel. Maybe you should play each other.

Headphones finally arrived today so will be up for it this week.

Yohann Kebab