adios

Few crimes worse than welching in my book. Well, maybe racism and bigotry...

Apologies if I was overly sarky with anyone during that time, it was that or murder her in her sleep.

I just had the mother stay for a few days.

I had an Arab BEin subscription when you could still do that online and it was a disgrace. Midway through the season there was a bug where it would just suddenly go back 10 minutes and play from there, and then skip back and forth. How are illegal streams always two steps ahead of most paid options?

The gardening mogul who flounced over paying £50 to charity?

I like those odds.

Anyone remember that Stevie fella?

The radio would probably be grand if it wasn't for those 2 fuckwits commentating.

I missed a lot of the Fop era, but he seemed pretty special/entertaining.

Fuck that, I want a nail-biting 4-3 to our lot. Have to get value out of these televised games. Though I'd settle for 3-1.

I don't think a fly's worth of piss is going to cut it.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b2fc974d1d/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-hillary-clinton?_cc=__d___&_ccid=ea53247c-19ad-4d7e-a2a8-cdfda4adad4a Solid.

You need more, or less, of whatever the fuck you're on tbh.

That interview will probably be my only remaining memory of NUFC if I ever reach Noelie's age.

Alex Holmes on the case.

I just don't see how we'll ever beat Joe Fuckin' Kinnear

Just looked at the number of matches managed too, and can't see how anyone else counts.

Yeah I get the same as you, and it's only permanent managers, so caretakers shouldn't count, but they're defo counting Shearer, Carver, JFK. Even looking at Wikipedia I can't see who else they're counting.

He's better off going full beard with that face shape.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/21/arsene-wenger-arsenal-1966-premier-league-rivals-where-are-they-now Can't believe Newcastle have had 15 permanent managers since Keegan left, especially given how long Pardew lasted.

Was just about to make this point Maybe he gets a pass for being Spanish, and the Messiah.

Yes, this looks like a strange/foolish move by PSG. Doesn't detract from the fact that he's an utter cunt. Would probably still take him back, like.

I expect nothing less than doing a Leicester tbh.