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Silence, Rotundington.

Thank you very much.

Does anyone know if vows of silence usually extend to all forms of communication? I'm not really down with the brothers. Bobby - Aye, I was reading the rather amusing argument between KCG and Happy Face when I thought of it.

Baba did exactly the same thing against Tim Cahill last season. Can't remember who we played in the next couple of games. I think it was stupidity in Bramble's case, rather than anything more Machiavellian.

well there a portables in the 2 bedrooms but only one 'big telly' then make do with a small one until you decide what to do with the big one. Is that really such a hardship? actually this may be a blessing, will make us go to bed earlier to watch the telly, and thats gotta be good for our marriage Speaking of making do with a small one.

takes a vow of silence, for whatever reason, should the law be allowed to force him to speak, to defend himself or testify against someone else?

Was that too cryptic?

The Scottish are welcome to independence tbh, as long as they get their own currency, and support their own economy. The English would be having to do a Live Aid concert within a year just so you could feed yourselves. After taking control of their own oil I believe the Scottish may be able to fend for themselves. Of course Britain may be f*cked without the Scottish contingent in the army. You'll all be starving man. It'll be a third world country within a year. Oil will be the least of your concerns. Bit of a clue there. Wouldn't that really depend on what form of government was in place?

The Scottish are welcome to independence tbh, as long as they get their own currency, and support their own economy. The English would be having to do a Live Aid concert within a year just so you could feed yourselves. i think i'll change my no. 2 selection. I have decided i'm quite happy sending London all the alkie tramps and Gordon Browns we don't want. When were you planning to send the rest, like?

An egg is an egg is an egg? They're all autonyms, anyway.

Solved, Rotundington!

How do you plan to 'un-steralise' those who pass the test? Scissors, bit of sticky tape?

"Pink Minister" crashes UK economy in record 6 hours!

Are you suggesting government sanctioned crack? I'd like to hear the argument.

Was watching that program on Stephen Fry last night. Think he'd be a much better father than most. Hypothetical for fairly obvious reasons.

Fuck right off!

I think he told you to zip it, Keith.

Has there been some photoshoping going on there? The bloke on the right's head is 6 times larger than anything else in shot! Or is it a case of those heads being small, and those being far away?

O'Reillyisms, fan-fucking-tastic.

From a thread of people's experiences with the new Xbox Web Cam:

Run, Johnny, she's picked up your scent!

Exactly my thoughts as I read that post. What a twat. Bit harsh, like.

Seriously? Don't try Pac Man in the Xbox Live Arcade.

Is that not some free game (Wii Sports ) you get with it to demonstrate the diversity of the controller, though? I played the new Far Cry demo for the 360 btw, it was utter shite in every conceivable way. Don't think the graphics were any better than that.