adios

It sounds more like Lou fucked off because you got tired of her.

Not the jolly stalker, then?

Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now.

And centuries of practice have taught us that that never scars children.

Playing there Monday anyway; might save a few people a trip.

Only if you've changed the strings to something slightly less homosexual.

The film really doesn't spare you, does it? Seemed to go on forever. I found myself asking if it was completely unneccessary, but so many films deal with the issue, but gloss over the horrible reality. We hear the term so often we become desensitised to what it really means. It made Bad Lieutenant seem like a Disney movie, the sad thing is, how long before were desensitised to that level of violence, too. For me it was worth it, anyway, such an amazing film.

No, must have been all the mushrooms you were on. As regards your choice of movie, I have no sympathy!

Irreversible - Jesus Christ! It's a fantastic piece of cinema but the most brutal, shocking film I think I've ever seen. It's difficult to recommend it, as good as it is, but if you do watch it, just be prepared to be violated.

Wasn't having a go at you, I just meant in general.

Why not just get a guitar?

Jaysus no, I went to college there, but it had nothing to do with Cambridge University, the one I went to was full of drunks and junkies, much more my scene.

New one on me. When we were younger we called it "gunter" pronounced "goonter", we convinced a Japanese exchange student it was a type of fashionable car, oh how we laughed. Also "gee" is a common word for it in Dublin, I was much amused by the H. GEE pharmacy across the road from where I lived in Cambridge.

Unlikely, part of the Confirmation ceremony involves the extraction of their sense of humour.

And he's got a Prince Albert.

You two need to get a room tbh.

Welcome to two pages ago tbh.

I seem to remember Good Friday being a day of complete fasting and every Friday being just fish, for strict Catholics.

I once saw a potato eat a whole tuna.

These days I think he's just referred to as the Fish.

You pithy fool!

And how!

They sound pretty ignorant. You're not the same religion as them (any more anyway); I presume they follow every tradition from the religious spectrum throughout the year?

Out of respect for Jesus, he ate a lot of sausage on Fridays.

I thought that, I haven't met him, he just posted a pic at some point; or have I been stalking him...