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That self-deprecation you were going on about seems to be shorting somewhat.

If you really want to get into her pants that badly, young man, you're going to have to tone up.

I'm dying to know who this is now, maybe I should PM Renton to find out...

Piss-taking is an art form tbh. 75027[/snapback] I had heard a rumour on the art grapevine like that she'd ordered a few white boxes to transport her stuff to the gallery but put a few too many zero's on order and thought fuck it i'll just hoy them about the place and call it art! 75031[/snapback] I was just giving you the heads-up on her next exhibit, urine samples. A bit more colourful at least.

Piss-taking is an art form tbh.

I don't agree, I think if you back him. you do that because you think he will be successful Why back a lame duck 73930[/snapback] What was the alternative once FS hired him? Newcastle was becoming a well practiced circus act and a mass protest with or wothout results on the first day would have made things look worse. I felt, literally, sick when I saw the news, but I don't know what could have been done. Just seen Jewell mentioned in the Times as a possible replacement, anyone know if Dowie would consider a move? I'd be happy with either.

Don't mention the war.

Mod these 2 tbh.

Sorry, I hated him at Blackburn, I believe that makes me Soopa. Of course Leazes hated him at Liverpool, which makes him GREAT.

O'Leary's about as far as FS went down that road last time, and although we can't know for sure there would surely have been some talk if he'd interviewed any continental managers? Maybe the horrible truth is a foreign conspiracy against Newcastle?

I think some people want a foreign manager the way Freddie wants a British manager. I'd put Big Sam ahead of quite a few of the other options, I hope that statement doesn't come back to haunt me.

The Innocents. Creepy.

An 'Analyse This' & 'Analyse That' double bill will soon cure you. In extreme cases a dose of 'Meet the Fockers' may be required.

I reckon you're still reading one a week or God bless your memory, I'm struggling to remember what I had for breakfast.

It's all downhill from here.

Bollocks, I want all my news this way from now on. Can we set up the 'Wifey told me this taxi driver said' thread?

The Swiss'll look after it for us.

Yep, arrested in Austria for saying they were 'so last year'.

I still can't believe I live in a country where it's illegal to question the number of people who died in the holocaust, fucking rediculous. I don't agree with David Irving but his opinion should not be illegal.

Watched that a couple of weeks ago, wasn't up to much, I was wondering though, if you're being attacked by an invisible force, why does the dark make it any scarier?

Yeah, agree that he shouldn't have put it like that, I hate it when anyone is that sure about anything, unless it's that people reading film books are homosexuals, that's beyond doubt. Trying to bring things back on topic - myself and my brother watched a film one night that has to be a contender called 'Dead Innocent', I think the only thing that saves it is that we couldn't stop laughing it was so bad. The one problem with not having Sky Movies is never getting to see anything that bad any more.

True, and only slightly better than poetry.

What's wrong with Kermode? One of the only critics who knows what he's talking about and isn't a pretentious arse about it. That book looks like it might be worth a look. Must email it as a present suggestion for Christmas. HF - You've got to accept that most people aren't that into movies and as such it's possible to create a technical masterpiece which could be regarded by most as 'the worst movie ever made', and they wouldn't be wrong.