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They all do if Twitters anything to go by. Seems to get abit of stick, but it happenes to all young players.

Fucking horrible, isn't it? By far the worst thing I've seen, I lasted about 30 seconds before I had to left the room. Worst thing I've ever seen in my life mate. If I ran Ukraine, I would keep them alive 5 years slowly torturing them to death, and on the last day get Phil Taylor and Adrian Lewis to chuck darts off their eyes, would take them ages to die. Pure, pure evil. When I've had fights in the past as soon as I've lamped someone even if they're a mug, I've always thought that poor cunts hurting, how can you hurt another human being, in any way let alone like that? My mates seen it all, gets alot worse apparently. He reckons they stick a screwdriver through his eye and start talking about how they can feel his brain.

Fucking horrible, isn't it? By far the worst thing I've seen, I lasted about 30 seconds before I had to left the room.

I like to think I'm in this bracket too, but not to the extremes you go to. I'd much prefer Newcastle winning the league though, infact I'd rather Newcastle won the FA Cup, one of the reasons being the same as Jonnys mates said: Surely if something is less likely to happen then it makes it all the much better when it actually does happen.

Bang on all you want about girls shiting and men bleeding from their arses, but the worst thing I've seen on the net to this day is 2 guys 1 hammer. Call me a wimp, but I was on the verge of being physically sick. Actually, I think it's 3 guys 1 hammer. They must be counting the guy whos skull is being smashed in with the hammer.

I don't think you get how it works. He's that price because he isn't consistent, you sign him and help him find consistency. If he was already playing blinders every game of the season he'd be 20mill+ What a load of fucking shite So £20million+ players don't have off days? What about Torres he's £50million and has been shite for 3 in a row.

Apologised on Twitter.

His teams losing 2-1 aswell, he must have had an 'owler that game.

Good pen by Lampard. I want Chelsea to win but that's just down to making the title race more interesting.

Don't have time to read all this, but is that picture Kevin posted really what he looks like?

Good finish for a centre half.

I like him. He wines on abit but so fuck, he's 18 and obviously a late developer too since he looks about 15. Probably still at the moody teenager phase, we've all been there, he's watched by millions of people aswell, so that's not exactly going to help. Should really lay of Twitter though

Yep. Unless Tottenham or Chelsea win the CL and finish 5th.

Fucking hell

Oh, the lass Andy Carroll battered was from my school aswell

Sorry, but he looks really creepy in your avatar.

What? if you consider that our club is worth, say, £100m, being in the Europa League for one season is worth just under a tenth of the clubs total value. It also puts the club into a different bracket in terms of attracting new players and/or securing contract extensions for existing players. Given the apathy that fans appear to show the Europa League, when you're talking about attendances, I'd say it's a bigger thing for owners than fans. I think the 9m is only if you win it. You get fuck all for playing six rounds against Viking FC in Iceland or whatever. iirc it takes ages to get to a meaningful match and you need a decent squad to cope with all the travelling and injuries. For fuck all money basically unless you get to the latter stages. FC Viking. He's talking shite aswell. The only reason we played so many shit teams was because we qualified through the Intertoto, so started at the very beginning. As soon as we got the the group stages we played teams like Celta Vigo, Palermo, Fenerbahce and some other team, can't remember who. The point is they're all good teams.

2 people went to Estonia for Eurovision. Am I missing something? I'm in Dusseldorf the weekend after this years Eurovison for a stag do, just by chance though.

I went for 5.

I can't even name 5 famous people from Blyth. One of the lads that are in court for helping Roaul Moat was in the year above me at school.

10,000 years? Glad that Mayan calender has only been going for something like 5 and a half then. The only thing more annoying then dying when I'm 23 will be the fact that they were right about it.

Deadmau5 and Pendulum? Very nice.

Was too busy celebrating Jenas' birthday.

I've always been on the "other people deserve it more" side of the arguement but if it does happen I still think it'll be a fantastic gesture to a great man.

You've let us down big style, Deadman.