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And yet you still fucking do.

That link has a load of toon sites listed like toontastic etc... it's even got Paul fuckin Wyns site ....but not Newcastle-Online, I wonder if that's planned? He has his own site? which one is it?

I bite my finger nails. Mostly when I'm driving though.

He looks like a twat now but at the time I doubt anyone was thinking he'd just volley it back, even if he took a touch it might have bought him extra time to get back to his line. I actually think he done well. Milito looks like he would have beat that defender and had a shot of goal.

Do you know that the next round has been drawn and they'll either play Barca or Shakhtar Donetsk? Just watching the highlights now and Stankovic's volley has been on, it's fucking amazing. Seriously, if you haven't seen it, make the effort to watch it.

If I was to ever go to one of these talks I'd want Barton there. Fucking hell, slating his current employers he just gives an honest answer about everything he's asked, no bullshit. Maybe abit too honest at times. He doesn't seem to have much time for Enrique though, which is a shame.

Telling a ref to fuck off is a total fucking disgrace like. Why do it in 5-a-side? It means fuck all, if you're that bothered about some shit 5-a-side league then don't abuse the ref, one day they'll have enough abuse and then they will be no one there to ref your game. It is pretty easy for me though, I play rugby. You're brought up with these crazy rules where you're not allowed to shout abuse at refs.

Did The Rock win? Was he even fighting? Who the fuck is The Miz?

I paid £1200 for a 1 liter Corsa when I was 18. 4 claim free years later I've got a 2.6 Mazda RX8 for £750 and they only charged me £14 to protect my no claims bonus, which has got to be a mistake

I thought it would have been Tevez now, pretty impressive how much his goalscoring has improved at Man City. It's gone from 19 in his 2 season at Man U to 41 in 2 season at Man City. Ronaldo scoring every week didn't help him at Man U though.

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/8180...senal-not-spurs He hates them. But he also said he hates English football. Then again, I'm sure Kaboul slated Tottenham when he left for Portsmouth.

Not really a festival, but you can now apply for Radio 1's Big Weekend. It's a stupid system, but I've applied for both days anyway. To be honest I just want to see Lady Gaga. And Swedish House Mafia.

Turns out I don't get thier half of the steak back if I win. Hardly seems worth it now.

I was gonna have a go at this, despite knowing anything about betting, sine it was only a fiver. I went to sign up to paddypower and they said they'll match my bet up to £50, is it worth just sticking £50 on something that is pretty much nailed on, like a Rangers/Celtic or Barca/Real win?

Thought the plan was just to walk in and play it cool.... Nothing like a cold one at 10am. Have you ever done a Rocky up them stairs, jumping about at the top. Apart from Las Vegas it is the ONLY reason I'd ever want to visit America? My friends in Phili right now and he uploaded a picture doing that, only problem is the picture is slightly ruined because that building at the top has some stupid fashion poster in between the pillars.

Some proper cheap weddings here Not that I have a problem with that, I think it's spot on. Most annoying thing for me about weddings is having the afterparty somewhere when the drinks are stupidly expensive. Just because they've had to pay shit loads for a wedding doesn't mean they have to take it out on me by making me pay something stupid for a pint. And while we're on the subject of weddings, what do Ushers actually do?

I wouldn't save it if the world was ending in a months time, I'd do the opposite and spend double on a lavish wedding that'll impress everyone since you'll never have to pay it off.

Well obviously, but it's still boring, club football>International football, by far. Yeah, it's not as if we class them as rivals or anything, even if they class us as their main rivals These International breaks prolong the season, which means you won't have to wait so long between the end of this seasona nd the start of next season. I thought you'd be happy with that, seeing as you can't stand to watch England.

What site do you all recommend?

Oh well it must be true then if you say it Genuinely shitting myself that somebody who liquid cools his computers wants to heavily challenge me for a football Aye i'm your stereotypical nerd , i'm genuinely pmsl myself that someone who is 24 spends his days trying to wind up someone twice his age on the internet but thinks he's not pathetic p.s (ya can take the piss out of the "watercooled pc's" all ya like, sad fact being i'm 4 years older than you and one of my pc's is probably worth more than all of your possessions combined...i don't know what you do but i'm willing to bet i earn twice as much and i doubt you'll be in my position at the same age ) AshleysSkidMark may be abit annoying and this topic is totally shit, but fucking hell, what a pathetic comment to make.

Nowhere near as good as this:

She's nothing special like, unlike the birds at the top of the page. I reckon I could pull her if she's ever out in Whitley.

Whether they're from Andorra or Argentina I still don't believe this story for a second.

You've turned this shit topic into one quite enjoyable

I thought he didn't drink