Kevin

Already cracked an amputee joke, Trophyshy. Like, literally 1 post ago.

Wouldnt you? Not if you wanted to be a goalkeeper. Sort've defeats the purpose.

Going back a few pages here but dinner for shmucks was amazing, fucking hilarious, one of the best random films going

How much income tax are you paying? I doubt you've used up your personal allowance yet. Dont knaa blud. Only started paying it 4 weeks ago.

And on your balls

Nothing to do with Troy my man, it's a simple tax debate.

You've never paid a bit of tax in your life.

A muthafuckin' relieved mothafucka. Just after a 14 hour sleep. Out on saturday night at 8. Boozing til 9am on sunday, didn't get to bed to 1, was up for work at 4. was in work until 2am this morning. only out of bed

fire one my way

I thought the same until the daft bitch in the chippy put ketchup instead of chilli on my chicken box. Was sexy though

I'm sure she loves a man with grey hair.

Was your doctor a fox aswell? the main doctor was hot, so was her 3 assistants, 2 holding my arm 1 way, the hot doctor pulling the wrist out of the socket and sticking it back in. and the other just standing looking. When i jumped up on the bed thingy i took a cramp in my leg, felt like a right dick

LOL FRICKIN LMAO SO HARD

He's dung.

Just hope to fuck it isn't broke. When i broke my wrist it was a nightmare, 6 weeks in a cast all because i played football drunk! 4 months later and my wrist still hurts when i try to bend it too far back

bbq dip from mickey donalds is the best dip going

75 aswell. Summit fishy [excuse the fact that i put a bald guys username in here, pun unintended] going on here, everyones seems to be 75

lulz.

Yer buddy. the idea of a sling is to take the weight off yer wrist or summat like that innit? But nar, i wore my sling for an hour after i got out of hospital, they're shit and annoying and make you look like a turd

Okie doke bud, gimmie 10

Needs to get a picture up here soon, i reckon shes hot

Hey, what can I say, i'm a firefox user.

once had sex with a toy car

Too late, its picked!!! Went for this (bearing in mind I know nowt about most other teams and havent heard of half the players) Krul Baines Kolarov Evra Ferdinand Cabaye Barton Ben Arfa Suarez Gervinho Rooney Evidently. Ferdinand ain't a left back and Evra ain't a centre back.

Yesss but mcdonalds is nice, actually quite sxc