Kevin

Prove it deadman.

Nicest chocolate going

Is he also being arse raped in Dogsterdam? No buddy, down at the holiday house down south. Haven't seen him in 2 weeks, i miss him

I miss my dog, he's on holidays

Tecato's more boring than stephen hawking.

It's slower than Stephen Hawking on a normal wheelchair.

I work in McDonalds so don't expect anything from me.

Yeah, you gotta buy a few sluts.

Fuck me sideways you're a turd Never knew we sold Collocini either

Absolutely gutted to come home. Bit of rain on the Friday night but it didnt spoil the lakeside trek to a lovely pub a mile away. Wifey got caught short on the way home and ran off the lakeside path, straight into a bog Sanl straight up to her knees and as she tried to pull a leg out, ended up on here back. Queue lots of screaming and a mile trudge back to the shower blocks looking like the swamp monster. She still isnt seeing the funny side. The campsite was first class and you could literally camp 4 feet away from Ullswater edge if you wanted. Lovely play park on site for the kids and as its also a working farm, lots going on. Also a Burger van on site that opens for full english on a morning and burgers on a night for those not wanting to cook. Pubs in Pooley bridge were very nice and the lakeside walk, minus the bog, is lovely and full of rope swings over the lake. We pitched on an electric site to allow a heater in the tent for the baby (wasnt needed) and also to allow full use of the George Foreman for breakfast sausages and evening burgers. A lovely stream ran behind us which was excellent for keeping our cans nice and cool on the end of ropes. Cant recommend this site enough and now looking for somewhere equally as nice for the 29th July. Fair to say we are hooked. Looks gay.

LOL

I don't understand what you mean? Looking back over the pictures i fucking miss it so so so much, honestly, it is amazing

When in amsterdam my man, when in amsterdam!

Ps for those wondering what the bananabar is, it's a bar, which involves live sexual acts on stage, mainly involving the audience. At the end of the night the lovely ladies then proceed to have banana's eaten out of their flange. £35 entry, £50 for unlimited drinks included.

Go to the bannanenbar! and the strip club. Also, for the best hookers, go off the main streets and into the alleys, some right hawt ones. Also, got a spare 2euro? go to the peep show! smoke white widow. When a dude offers you drugs say no. thats all really

I seen the one with your mate pawing your belly if that counts. Dead jealous now. Nah dude, look on down! its awesome I tried but it cuts off at your waist! Anyway I see what you mean now, them pics come before rather than afterwards in the album as I see it though. You look a bit like the contents of a thigh sandwich. cam2cam?

I seen the one with your mate pawing your belly if that counts. Dead jealous now. Nah dude, look on down! its awesome

Already took care of that precaution

Came free baby. what makes it more interesting is the royal palace is in the background

Then I guess it didn't happen

Nar, no interest in museums. Ps meenz, you seen the picture with the two hawt birds on my lap?

Didn't go to any museums blud. Although i walked past a sex museum if that counts.

you get a buzz when the beautiful ladies of the red light call you in