Kevin

Shh it's a secret

homemade wine is rotten, musta been about 50%.

My mate did that when we were at school. His sister's fella was a white van man and he used to hang around with him and hero worship him, so he used to copy the stuff he did. We went to this greasy spoon cafe for bacon sarnies in our school uniforms. The wife behind the counter had forearms like popeye, covered in tattoos and she was not for messing with. The look she gave him when he asked for a "bacon sandwich, love" in his school clobber was beautiful. I would have sabotaged the bacon sandwich! I wouldn't think too much into it, babe. Pipe down, sonny. you know your getting old when you say sonny

You are too 'ard.

My mate did that when we were at school. His sister's fella was a white van man and he used to hang around with him and hero worship him, so he used to copy the stuff he did. We went to this greasy spoon cafe for bacon sarnies in our school uniforms. The wife behind the counter had forearms like popeye, covered in tattoos and she was not for messing with. The look she gave him when he asked for a "bacon sandwich, love" in his school clobber was beautiful. I would have sabotaged the bacon sandwich! I wouldn't think too much into it, babe.

So thats why CT hasn't been posting much

Fuck you scouser, it was good

i just got my friend with a cracker. we were talking about stuff on fb chat about stuff you cannot know about, yeah that stuff. anyway i text him saying "my ma seen the fb chat, shes asking for your name, im saying i dont know where you live but shes coming round to your house" and he text me back saying "man pretend were joking and please dont tell them anything about me man honestly you dont know my da, you dont understand how much im freaking it" then i told him its april fools day and he said "your a fucking dick you dont know how much i shit them you fucking dick, i was trying to convince myself that you were joking you fucking cunt, i will fall out with you for shit like that dont be at that shit man"

Got any good what?

Got VIP tickets to 1 big weekend when it was in derry.

Take That sing the song.

Take that.

I couldn't give a fuck but Kate is awesome looking.

NO POTATO BREAD Pffffft.

Whenever you're available, PM me when you're free.

The giant big mac looks awesome

When you get your first job. When you no longer need to borrow somebody elses ID. When you grow pubes.

When you start going to bars instead of hanging around the street.

You need to start planning for your 18th birthday. You realise you have 3 weeks left of school ever. You need to think about uni. You need to send away for a provisional driving licence.

I did a Gyan dance in the front room when the ball hit the net. Oddly enough, so did I. Gyan the Irish hero

what is ? Ireland ? Good constructive thread here for you Kev, show us what you're made of. I don't think you understand how much of a pathetic loser you really are

pathetic

Teaches me to laugh at somebody with no wang, swollen glands fuckin' fuck

Just giving the man what he wanted.

Ah me and keith. Can it be bashed out any time?