Kevin

2 or summat, i wear tracksuits.

Jackass 3 Unreal, very very very very very very funny

gradually getting better. Nah out of work til the cast is off unfortunately.

I've seen funnier car crashes.

Ronald?

Eurovision Oh. Guys what's the deal with sick pay? I'm out for 6 weeks, can i claim any sort of pay if I'm part time/under 18/still in full time education?

what is it?

you must have one big ass frying pan, fucking hell.

Glad they found her, i kept an eye out

fucking twat, am i the only one who doesnt give a fuck about this wedding??

'cept you've put on a few stone and broke a very sturdy bench in public.

thank you, at least some pity. aye 6 weeks without fifa will be tough Guys stop laughing at this amazing joke... How many times a week does your dad pump your mother kevin? I refer you to this. you prick

We have beaten Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea and drew with Aresnal away the second half the season. Show form like that next season we could win the league. We also got cash in the summer with the sale of Aquilani, Degan, Insua, Konchesky (all out on loan). Also Joe Cole is on his way big Ash may pay 5 mill for him. Dont think he will pay out for Aquilani we want 15 mill for him. And got beat by newcastle, blackpool, west brom, west ham, blackburn, wolves, stoke and everton. Show form like that next season and you's could get relegated! Twat.

ask jimbob if hes up for replacing me?

Guys stop laughing at this amazing joke...

tubby

broken wrist with a full cast on it

it isnt that sore now, when they pulled it out and stuck it back into place was one of the worst things ive ever had to go through. should i keep it in the sling? i look like a twat with it in one

im out, cant play ps3 for 6 weeks

you were ignored already in this thread, take a hint and shut the fuck up you fucking scouse twat.

only out of hospital now

Sitting in hospital. Wrists broke. Fucking been here since 10!

fell on my wrist last night, so so sore, cant move it and its swollen. should i go to hospital?

Stop fucking making new threads you twat.