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They all smell, is the only conclusion I can come to.

....Mrs Hips wants to know when the 'frame' shuts I loves her really.

hmm suppose you're right in a way my apologies to anyone offended by my comments however if you were offended by my comments I immediately take back my apology because you clearly take yourself far to seriously and need to lighten up Fantastic apology/non-apology, Andrew. I will use that one myself sometime if you don't mind

Gutted. ur not only one i feel sick thinking about it The more I think about it, the more I am happy to be where we are with big Ash playing things relatively tight. Football is just getting more stupid by the year and this is yet another example of crass stupidity/vulgartiy.

Yup. Someone at Man City is blatantly playing on FM. well if you've got the money then why not wish I could do that it'd be fucking amazing I'd rather go out first and use my vast amounts of wealth to pull various women all over the world. they're arabs though either muslim or hindu prob so they can't otherwise I'd agree I think it would have been much less destructive if you had only posted some shite with loads of spelling mistakes and grammatical error!

It doesn't really have any bearing on us, but imagine what the scousers and Arsenal fans must be thinking right now!!!! They will be shitting themselves at the prospect of being bumped to fifth :D

My thoughts exactly!

Which reminds me. What time is that Extreme Fishing with Robson Green on?????

I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking it's quite hilarious that some bunch called 'united' own citeh (the best supported club in the history of football. Ever. FACT!). Chortle chortle. Anyway, Dragons Den. Apparently some fat, beer swilling , suvvener is trying to get the Dragons buying into some project 'up norf' he's got going. Wants around £100m for a decent slice of the business.

Now, I don't know whether to or

Well, the possibility is that the management team at NUFC have just as poor a grasp of English as the poster you refer to and that, with the player in question having such a daft name, said management team may spell it incorrectly and we end up with someone completely different from the intended target. A wee bitty like sunlun when they paid all that money for that south american dummy some years ago.

Please tell me you add things to that. Aye, crushed ganja leaves.

Younguns.....stop writing in fucking text, in the unlikely event you even fuckin took your GCSE's can you not remember reading Shakespeare. Stop writing in text. Well tbh its lazyness...iv 8 GCSE's 2 A-Levels A foundation degree and 1st diploma so its not the case of being unable to type a grammatically correct post. I just hadnt realised i was being assessed and scrutinised on my spelling, punctuation, grammer and articulacy? I shall knuckle down sir i promise! Exams and qualifications today are nothing like the difficulty and standard of what they were 12 years ago when I was still at school. Thick cunts had no chance of doing 6th form even, today if you can write two paragraphs with no spelling mistakes, they'll give you an A Level. nb the above was said to me when I had just left school too I dont know if its your intenton but your tone is somewhat condesending my friend, i left school 6 years ago... But i do appreciate your point about academic qualities not standing the stregnth they used to. Sad story. Im not bothered though, im sitting with a job i love on 35k a year, so the qualifications have served me well tbh (And years of hard work). You only left school 6 years ago and yet you're on 35k a year? What do you do, deal drugs?? He's put years of hard work as well Hard work smoking weed, and lying in bed till 6 every day putting the kettle on for your chicken and mushroom pot noodle. So you've had 3 years (4 max) in the real world. Sounds like a good day to me. Sounds like a hard day to you, more like.

Hmmmm, vastly overrated. True Romance (for about the 10th time) Love dat film, man, love it. Bobby. Quite a clever pic really. The Darjeeling Ltd. Shite. EDIT: Watched The Escapist. Utter tosh.

I prefer "the cheating, lying, hypocritical, bullying windbag" myself. I thought 'The Old Scottish Willy' was better. Can we start calling Ritchie that now he's 30? Thorty Thorty Jings crivens and help ma boab, or whatever they say in those there parts!!!

I prefer "the cheating, lying, hypocritical, bullying windbag" myself. I thought 'The Old Scottish Willy' was better.

Fuck you, laddie!!!! Leazes must be at least 20 years older than me. Anyway, back to the sleeve.....I guess we'll be fairly underwhelmed at who we get. However, as Gem quite rightly pointed out (surprisingly, for him) the signings can only be judged when we see them play. He'd be compost if he was. I'll give you that one

Fuck you, laddie!!!! Leazes must be at least 20 years older than me. Anyway, back to the sleeve.....I guess we'll be fairly underwhelmed at who we get. However, as Gem quite rightly pointed out (surprisingly, for him) the signings can only be judged when we see them play.

The verdict probably needs to be deferred until we've seen the new kids play. If they're owt like the ones we've already signed then the verdict will be that this is our most promising, step-in-the-right-direction transfer window in years. Wouldn't you agree? cop-out Is that it then, Leazes? Is that all we're getting from you? I've gone for the careful, considered response to signing two players that I know fuck all about in response to a question you asked, and all I get in terms of discussion is "cop-out". What's your reaction? Why do you feel the need to embarass a respected journeyed member of this online community at every opportunity? That made me smile <_< aye, he's a wise lad that Stevie ..... The notion that anyone on here is a 'respected journeyed member of this online community' is what got me!!

Yeah, but that involved 'everybody's favourite cockney cheekie chappie' arry Rednap which means it is allowed.

Fax is so 1979. Why not email it? Russian e-mail system is on overload at the moment exchanging insults with 10 Downing Street and Georgia.

Yeah, but that was Arsenal and Chelsea which means it was allowed.

The verdict probably needs to be deferred until we've seen the new kids play. If they're owt like the ones we've already signed then the verdict will be that this is our most promising, step-in-the-right-direction transfer window in years. Wouldn't you agree? cop-out Is that it then, Leazes? Is that all we're getting from you? I've gone for the careful, considered response to signing two players that I know fuck all about in response to a question you asked, and all I get in terms of discussion is "cop-out". What's your reaction? Why do you feel the need to embarass a respected journeyed member of this online community at every opportunity? That made me smile

Isn't it a case of the details having to be faxed to the FA before the witching hour, so some transfer news may not necessarily be on SSN this evening. I think it was Brum who had a bit of a problem with their fax machine a couple of years ago, causing problems with a transfer. Which means we may not get to hear about Arshavin heading to Tyneside until late tomorrow morning - such is the state of Russian the telephone system. cough.

Or just casing the joint perhaps?