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aw sorry to get your hopes up snakey! May i ask what the problem is with your old 'member' though? Is it faulty or just past its best? 63255[/snapback] *coughs and splutters into his coffee* Only joking mon cher, the weapon is in full working order; primed and loaded with full-metal-jacket at all times!!! 63260[/snapback] After the "smooching" episode yesterday, I've taken to reading all your posts in Harold Bishop's bumbling voice. 63261[/snapback] You had better promise not to laugh if I come and meet you on Sat as I look like him as well!!!

aw sorry to get your hopes up snakey! May i ask what the problem is with your old 'member' though? Is it faulty or just past its best? 63255[/snapback] *coughs and splutters into his coffee* Only joking mon cher, the weapon is in full working order; primed and loaded with full-metal-jacket at all times!!! EDIT: Oh, and less of the 'OLD' thankyou!!!!!

Thought this was a thread about the latest transplant available Just about to put me name down anarl

Don't do it!!! Save the bullets for Bambi's mother

There are 2 types of people in the world, those who remember Chayton and those who don't. 63192[/snapback] I couldn't forget Chayton! I always had trouble distinguishing between his posts and Medina's. Or was it his posts and Swindon's? 63225[/snapback] 63235[/snapback] How you doin' today, kidda?? 63237[/snapback] Champion! Had a premonition last night that Shepherd, Souness, Saunders & Murray were all wiped out in some freak napalm accident - fuck I hope it comes true.... 63241[/snapback] Something similar to me this morning. I was just daydreaming about how wonderful women look in stockings (as one does ) when I see Toonraider posting!!! Whadda thought

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelooooooooo gorgeous!!!! You have just brightened my day! How the devil ardvark you????

There are 2 types of people in the world, those who remember Chayton and those who don't. 63192[/snapback] I couldn't forget Chayton! I always had trouble distinguishing between his posts and Medina's. Or was it his posts and Swindon's? 63225[/snapback] 63235[/snapback] How you doin' today, kidda??

I don't have any good reason, or facts, as to why I would like to see this, but I quite fancy the idea of Lee Clark as coach. I just get the impression he knows a hell of a lot about football. John Carver?? Och, who knows. Until Portly Freddie asks Souness to clear his desk (and take the whole bus-load of 'coaches' with him) we will only be wishing on a star (to find out where you are - as the song goes).

There are 2 types of people in the world, those who remember Chayton and those who don't. 63192[/snapback] I couldn't forget Chayton! I always had trouble distinguishing between his posts and Medina's. Or was it his posts and Swindon's?

I think so! The media are having a field day for some reason. I can't work out why though as it was only Wigan reserves playing.

If we play shite against Villa, I think Portly Freddie might just be told by around 50,000 what is required.

Performed the Monroe Transfer with a hippo?

Against Wigan reserves!! And we still got beaten. Does that not alarm you???

As they're saying on the radio, this was virtually Wigan fuckin' RESERVES!!!!!!

Does anyone actually see things improving???? Even with his 'full' team out, we can only just beat the teams that are around us.

Time for another beer. Anyone like one?

Cos that will save the season won't it? Replace him in the summer, yes - sack him now? No way! 63060[/snapback] Sorry, don't agree. Sack him now.

Penalty for Wigan. Challenge by Elliot.

Wigan hit post.

Wigan just miss a sitter. Hit side netting instead of scoring!

Faye on for Emre. (injury) Despite my misgivings, this will probably mean we will win now!!!!

Emre hits the post. No, not Ameobi (he's not on).. the real post!!!!

Things are sounding not too bad at the moment. Another corner to us now.

Sounds like we're a bit more in it now. Chopra on but I don't know who went off (getting another beer from the fridge m'lud).

Is it on SKY?? If so, I bet this is pulling the punters in! 63031[/snapback] Yep. I debated going to the pub to watch it, wish I had now. 63034[/snapback] Just listening to it with a few 'wife-beaters' myself. If things don't improve she is gonna get it anarl