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FUCK ME! 'get on Ossie's back' 'going down on Jim Smith' 'stuck in Sugget' You're all just a bunch or ravin hermerseksewels, lyke

Welcome home, we-elcome. Come on in, and close the door. As the song goes Like the name. You must be the Rumanian cousin of one of our long-departed number.

McFly-ist!

Where's the Portly Freddie with the 'I've sacked the fuckin' lot of them, the bunch of useless tossers' option? Soooooooon-now (his departure, that is) will do the post-match, to show how tough he is. Can I save him some time and accept full responsibility for the defeat? I should never think such nasty, ill-thought-out things such as competing with the likes of mighty Arsenal or Everton or Wigan reserves. I shall hide my head in shame.

And, of course, Gareth Barry is 'flattered' to be linked with Newcastle.

On the subject of the GREAT N-O, I have to admit to looking at a couple of pages What is evident when you open the NUFC forum there is always around fifty names who are 'online'. Is this fixed? Or is it an error? Is it genuine? The reason I ask is that when we were on the last Newcastle/toonchat (or whatever it was called) I know for a FACT (yes, a FACT) that persons were registered as being 'online' when they weren't. I wont go into details as to how I know, but believe me it was a FACT. Just wondering, that's all. please don't interpret this as a dig at N-O, as it is not. I have no problems with them at all.

Is it inconceivable, I wonder, for Leazes to ever admit that Craig Bellamy is a big-mouthed, ill-disciplined, whinging and disrespectful prick?? He has pace. He has skill. He can play football. I was also one of those who was happy when he signed for us as I was aware of his potential (after working in E.Anglia and speaking to Norwich fans - oooooh, comparisons with someone on here and Luque ). However, it is only after seeing him and reading regularly about him that it became obvious that the boy has problems. Things are very quiet at Blackburn regarding CB and I'm sure the point will be made to prove that a good manager can keep him happy, but I wonder whether things will stay that way? Somehow I doubt it. Now then, another Toontastic Exclusive!: CB will cause some problems at Blackburn in the future.

Just as I thought! T/F contributers read these pages, take the good bits and print them Simple.

The way Curbishley is talking, he is thinking of jacking his hand in at Charlton. A wight woyal mewwigowound, as Cawol Thatcher would say. My choice would be Burley. Still, it's all hypothetical until Mr Souness departs the scene.

The blonde would get it if she played her cards right, but the other two can see to each other

Amen. He joined at a shit time, it would have been stupid and unfiar to sack him at the end of the 04/05 season. It would make the board look even thicker. He was backed by the baord to come in, whether we wanted it or not, which is why he had to be given money to buy who he wanted for 05/06. Like both Gem and DotBum have pointed out, I can't think of one person who welcomed him with open arms, but it would have been a farce not to give him a chance. The told you so brigade will lap up what is happening at the minute, but you can never predict the future despite Souness's past record. Alex Fergsuon nearly got sacked from Manure, Keegan came here with no management training whatsoever having lived in exile in Spain for nearly a decade. He had to be backed, but after a year the performances have steadily got worse and unless we see a miracle of loafs and bread preportions then you can't see that changing. So this is one Souness 'backer' that is hoping the board are sounding out quality replacements at this time. 64758[/snapback] Or even loaves and fish Of course it was right to give him time. To sack him after 5 minutes would have been complete lunacy. No manager in their right mind would then want to come somewhere that sacks its manager after no time at all in which to prove themselves capable of doing the job. We would have been bigger laughing stocks than Pompey, Saints or sunlun (ok, maybe not quite that bad). The 'told you so' camp can shout 'told you so' as loud as they want to, but they were no more certain than anyone else as to what would happen. Yes, they could have had greater conviction that things would go pear-shaped, but unless they're Mystic Smegs, they cannot possibly know what was/is (he's still in the job so, theoretically, can pull things round) going to happen. Souness has a couple of weeks left to turn things around. I can't see it happening, even with his full team out so it is just a matter of time now. I bet Gareth Barry is on his Christmas card list though

I'm scared. Just truly truly SCARED. I interpretted that thread title in *completely* the wrong way. I mean... just..... WTF?!?! *goes off to remove brain from head. permanently.* 64596[/snapback] Lou, I seriously wonder if you are having too many E numbers in your diet

Mmmmmmmmmm, something seems wrong there somewhere ps Lou, I thought it was only me that post crap jokes

That word is exactly how I would have described it. pssst, what does it mean??

Grand, so now I at least know that it's not as crazy as it sounded..or we're both mad as a bag of cats. 64505[/snapback] Probably the latter?? or should that be 'litter'?

Ahh, but N-O is GREAT! so surely that's 1 - 1 ?

Mmmmm, there maybe something in that. Could he be deliberately seeking confrontation with the fans in the hope that we persuade Portly Freddie to dispense with his services??

I'm fairly certain that Goddard wanted to leave the north east, which is why he was sold.

That, or phoning Alan Oliver, 'Alan, with your vast network of contacts, who have you had calls from this week that would be interested in taking on the Newcastle job?'

Hey, that's fair enough. Freedom of speech and all that. It that's what you honestly believe then you have no need to argue with anyone. Fuckin' moron!

'We've got to the bottom of him' 'I spoke to him and he seems happier now' - yeah, happier now you've shut the fuck up

HBTY, HBTY, HBDBoyo......HBTY

Wont be able to attend the after-match soiree due to people coming round for alcohol and home made curry. One of which is an Arsenal supporter Not a bad weekend for him eh? Comes and watches his team beat Nuwcarsel in their own back yard (probably), then comes and gets free beer and curry at a Newcastle supporter's house! Maybe I should let him go the whole hog and let him shag my wife and give him a lift home anarl??????

The pleasure was all mine Thanks for looking after me. Still think that hat suited you more than it did Alex EDIT: someone told me yesterday, with a straight face as well, that they only had around 500 posts on here. Hmmmmmm, wish I could remember who!

Mr Hips, seeing as I have a ticket for the Arse game you'll be meeting the best poster this board has ever seen. 64308[/snapback] Yes Steve, it will be a pleasure. We can find a quiet corner to discuss how to increase the level of intelligent posts by the rest of the rabble, to match our own!!!!!!!!!!!!!