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Urrrrrgh! Oldies kissing! I bet it was like when Harold Bishop used to neck on with Madge! 62715[/snapback] If I come on Sat and meet you, I'll wear my Blue Stratos aftershave and even you wont be able to resist me Blue Stratos Hai Karate Denim Old Spice You young 'uns just don't know what you've missed!!

Probably summit like Captain Mark Phillips on some fuckin' nag at the Wembley Arena, or something like that????

Having a smooch with mrs hips last night to some tunes on the rekid player, she said that that programme was on (who said I'm not captivating?). I told her it is just shit, and she agreed. If my mrs can realise that it is just a pile of shit, it must be! Shit with a capital SH!

More injury 'get-out-of-jail-excuses' being at hand for Souness??????? What I mean is, just how much are these injuries 'hiding the wood for the trees'??

Drums are for thickos man. Real men play guitar. 62686[/snapback] I could only ever cope with a single tom tom; what does that make me??? 62694[/snapback] A Boys' Brigadier. 62697[/snapback] Nuff said! *adopts effeminate voice* 'Fall in, pack.'

Drums are for thickos man. Real men play guitar. 62686[/snapback] I could only ever cope with a single tom tom; what does that make me???

Classroom full of young children and the teacher asks for suggestions of collective nouns. Teacher: 'Mary, you were first with your hand up.' Mary: 'A flock of sheep, miss.' Teacher: 'That's good. Now David, what is yours?' David: 'A herd of cows, miss.' Teacher: 'Very good David.' Nervously, Jonny (it's always Jonny) is at the back of the class slowly lowering his arm, unsure of his answer. Teacher: 'Come on Jonny, what were you going to say?' Jonny: 'Well miss, I was going to say.... a dose of crabs?'

Stop being so fucking gay, and get a set of fuckin' DRUMS man!!!!!

I was channel surfing the other day and came upon this as well! Being a eurovision fan I almost stayed but I have to say the 'moment' only lasted a nano-second before the next channel was selelcted. Junior Eurovision; it's just WRONG!

To the tune of Copacobana. His name was Shola He was a striker Tripping/slipping here and there Lots of misses everywhere Just a bit of fun.

I'm Spartacus! *insert advert for Steel Wheels here*

Well and truly bucked!

Whitley Lodge estate. Hang on whilst I shout through to the dragon to see if she knows what it's called. Carolyn Crescent she reliably informs me. D'oh!! She has just poked her head around the door and seen the 'dragon' comment!! 62389[/snapback] Very Basil Fawlty... 62398[/snapback] Your ears must have been burning, cherub! I do look a bit like Basil Fawlty. And 'the dragon' does have a passing resemlence to Sybil (pity it wasn't Polly!!)

Don't they eat them in the 'outback' though??

Well done Lou, you even managed to get a reference to Australia in a thread about Christmas decorations 62069[/snapback] I heard a rumour Lou had been to Australia, any truth in this? 62394[/snapback] Not sure She keeps it very quiet if she has!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're not, by any chance, masquerading as Percy Pickwick are you??? Goat-ist!

Whitley Lodge estate. Hang on whilst I shout through to the dragon to see if she knows what it's called. Carolyn Crescent she reliably informs me. D'oh!! She has just poked her head around the door and seen the 'dragon' comment!!

With 'sicknote' Owen not being able to play more than the odd game, we are well and truly stuffed for next season. Where's Portly Freddie gonna get £10m to get another top-class striker, plus the millions more that Souness wants for defenders etc?? One good thing about 'sicknote's' injuries though, is that prospective buyers will be put off from splashing out on someone who aint gonna play too often?

Barry Venison? My Italian cousin has just had a bambino I wish to apologise profusely for those absolute shit jokes. Not even jokes.

While I agree that during games people should "support" the team I think that sticking with Ameobi for the rest of the season isn't exactly a great prospect. I'd rather see all other available options tried. And that includes bringing Dean Saunders out of retirement... 62375[/snapback] PMSL Magic, pure magic! The enigma that is Sherla is extremely frustrating. I, for one, thought he could make a good strike partner but he has has numerous opportunities to grab the place and keep it but has fucked it up. Every now and then he produces the goods but I'm afraid that every now and then just isn't good enough. Sorry Sherla, you had my total support for a long time, but it seems that I was mis-guided in my hopes. Unless it is another case of going somewhere else and flourishing, I can't see him staying in the Premiership and becoming that '20 goal a season player'.

Neil Warnock looks like he's being targetted by Pompey for the manager's job. Warnock and Robert - a match made in heaven ?

But accurate.

Oh, I don't know about that my good fellow!

So it's true what they say? About your enormous hooter, that is?? 62240[/snapback] You know what they say about blokes with enormous hooters though.... (Before anyone starts I'm not talking about man boobs either!) 62246[/snapback] Aye, enormous bogies

Something about fancy wanking gloves, wasn't it?