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So it's true what they say? About your enormous hooter, that is??

Word up Snakey! Keep representing. Any more of this disrespec' and we'll go geo-phys on their ass! Sex on legs...... 62235[/snapback] Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, as Homer might say 'Carenza' (sp). Hubba Hubba

Apart from Manc-Mag, you're just a bunch of ig F

Time Team special started at 9!!! I mu

Oh, that's okay then. Carry on. Once a lady has lowered the standards it is more than acceptable for a gentleman to maintain such trashy conversation. (she is a nurse, so what more do you expect?!)

Took mrs hips to see 'Mrs Henderson Presents' this afternoon. Quite a simple tale really but worth an hour or so at the cinema. Some nice breasts to admire and one or two tadgers for the ladeeys also (though I doubt they will be getting 'damp' at the sight of Bob Hoskin's 'Old Man' )

Might be age or the fact that you get what you want for yourself at any given point. I'm the same- give the pressies to the kids as I'm really not fussed for anything. Having said that... electric blanket Cath? Just bought myself this great 'foofy' down filled duvet. Heaven.. sheer unadulterated heaven. 61916[/snapback] Goose feather-filled duvet and pillows purchased last weekend. Coupled with the electric blanket it's like sleeping in a bed of warm marshmallows. Lush. 62131[/snapback] I like to change the sheets when they get that moist. 62170[/snapback] Marshmallows aren't moist, you nutter. They're fluffy! 62182[/snapback] Unless they're covered in spunk. 62190[/snapback] Good news, Gemmill reaches Base Camp One!!!! 62194[/snapback] I have no idea what that means. 62195[/snapback] Gutter language, dear chap! Go wash your mouth out with soap, you foul-mouthed lout. Pffff! the youth of today!

Might be age or the fact that you get what you want for yourself at any given point. I'm the same- give the pressies to the kids as I'm really not fussed for anything. Having said that... electric blanket Cath? Just bought myself this great 'foofy' down filled duvet. Heaven.. sheer unadulterated heaven. 61916[/snapback] Goose feather-filled duvet and pillows purchased last weekend. Coupled with the electric blanket it's like sleeping in a bed of warm marshmallows. Lush. 62131[/snapback] I like to change the sheets when they get that moist. 62170[/snapback] Marshmallows aren't moist, you nutter. They're fluffy! 62182[/snapback] Unless they're covered in spunk. 62190[/snapback] Good news, Gemmill reaches Base Camp One!!!!

When I lived in Manc there was a street in Wythenshawe that looked like Who-ville out of the Grinch. Neighbours blatantly trying to out-do one another. I'm surprised the lights lasted the Christmas season without being nicked tbh. 62186[/snapback] There is a street in Whitley Bay where around six houses next to each other all go ott on the lighting. I don't think there is any competition as such, just something that has mushroomed over the years. It's quite a sight, but a minute's drive-by once a year is enough pour moi. <- for the brightness

Well done Lou, you even managed to get a reference to Australia in a thread about Christmas decorations

Is someone who dislikes the running at the Olympics a raceist??

I saw that today H/F and couldn't help but think it was a bit smarmy, to say the least. So what if either of them read .com???

What a sap!

Unfortunately, a lot of us are looking for scapegoats for Newcastle's ineptitude. Until Luque can show us something, he is gonna be fair game for some. The man who is directly responsible for this shambles is Mr Souness and it is he who should be getting the pelters imo. J.A.B. doesn't help himself though.

My missus doesn't need anything to keep warm when I'm home!!! btw, before you get the wrong impression of me being a total knob-heed

I totally agree. The whole point of signing "turkish players" is racist, and odd, to say the least, but then again, Souness is such a fuckwit nothing surprises me. Personally, I don't give a flying fuck if someone is blue and has pink hair so long as he plays well for Newcastle United. 61776[/snapback] Eh? 61838[/snapback] It is racist in a way. He's stereotyping an entire nation which, as LM has said, is really quite odd, and patently bollocks. If he had said he only wants to sign English or Scottish players I'm sure you can see there might be a problem. Not really racist, just incredibly stupid tbh. 61861[/snapback] It's not racist in the slightest tbh. 61869[/snapback] So stereotyping people by their nationality/race isn't in the slightest bit racist, is it not? What if he had sterotyped them in a negative way, like most turks smell? 61886[/snapback] Couldn't use that if he/we/they were referring to natives of the small Pacific island of Fan

You may indeed 'love the music' but I'm sure your neighbours would like you to tone it all down a bit

He thinks he's got an ace up his sleeve in Shearer man. He'll call the press conference and announce Shearer as the new boss, and sit there with that sluglike smile on his face assuming that we're all wetting ourselves at the prospect of a Geordie manager. 61868[/snapback] Gemmill, as the saying goes: you can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. (summit like that ) The people aren't going to be fooled if Shearer is appointed as the next manager; they will just keep their money in their pocket and wait for things to happen imo, instead of splashing out more in hope that something will. If Shearer is indeed Portly Freddie's 'ace up his sleeve' I think he has got it wrong big time.

Portly Freddie will be shitting himself NOW that season ticket sales will nose-dive if things don't improve. Can we see things improving??? I doubt it. When we can't even compete and make things happen against bum teams like Pompey and Everton then we are just as bum as them. £50m !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How much more?????????????????

It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms. 61566[/snapback] Couldn't have put it better myself Bridget Why don't you tell us about that little incident in the Gents toilets at the Central Station, Renton 61850[/snapback] Wacky, I think you need to leave it alone for a while: you're going blind!!

Is it just me who finds all this 'applause' and shirt/flower leaving just a load of shite? It just smacks of an act of strange-minded people who feel the need to join in on the act of needing to show how sad they are. How many times do we see the people waiting for the telly cameras to 'roll' before they are in the background laying their tribute?? Maybe I'm just a cynic but it just seems all an act to me. Yes, he was a great footballer and it is a loss that anyone has to lose their life, but all this display of emotion (when the person in question is not in the slightest bit related) is just stomach-churning imo.

The FACT! is, I don't think one person can argue with that statement. That being the case, Souness' time must surely end now? What is the point in keeping him on; so he can spend another astronomical amount on a player in Jan of the ilk of J.A.B that wont take the club another inch forward??? If things don't go well against Villa, the crowd have no alternative but to ask for him to be removed.

Robert might apply for the vacancy as I believe he's out of work at the moment? He is the best executioner of free kicks (according to some) so maybe he could transfer his skills to this line of work??

Is it boring not to want anything for Christmas? As long as the wife and kids are happy I don't have a wish to get anything really. Must be me age! EDIT: I would really like NUFC ticket office to answer my call though!!!!

And not a black 'n' white shirt amongst them! Great to see though.