snakehips

Oh!! I didn't know that. Not 666? And not 606? 616 dear, 616. Wey, according to Stephen Fry on QI anyway. Interesting stuff indeed. Wash your mouth out, Wykiki

Oh!! I didn't know that. Not 666? And not 606?

That tickled me.

Think this may be a case of mistaken identities. And it was J69's garage iirc.

only the winners. Kerrrchinggggg

you coud be onto something as it is hard to tell if thears a real person posting as him welll when i say real person i dont mean a robot or somethin just if it was one another person saying the stuff becaus we wuldnt know if it was or not that is the problem we are having with it all in the end somewon could tell us the truth someday i guess or not Ulysses.

Spooky! Love the sound the ball makes when it's hurtling around the roulette wheel. And the sound of copious amounts of shell casing landing on the ground from a long burst of heavy duty machine gun.

...fact or fiction? You decide. I have a sneaky suspicion it's one of our fold having a wee joke. For those who did miss me, you may wish to reconsider

Too much intellectual shite on here. What I want to know, is who is member number 666 Will the England test cricket team actually use number 666 when it gets there?? (it's not too far away) Pretty interesting stuff, I'm sure you agree.

Just a quickie. Does anyone really give a flying fuck about the Oscars??

I don't know if you meant Engerlund or Noocarsel, but I will assume NUFC. I know I could be lighting the blue touch paper, but, dare I say it, bring Bellamy back??? Knee problem. Upset the team harmony. Maybe a bridge too far. When you think about it, Bellamy has had some great matches: London derbies; Manchester derby; Old Firm (I'm guessing he played when on loan for Celtic?); Merseyside derby; Norwich/Ipswich 'derby'; South Wales 'derby'; and, of course, the greatest of them all. Sorry for derailing the thread.

As a mackem might say, a reel Keys wheeze.

Wwwwwwelcome, to topless darts! He could have presented it, whilst Sian Massey participated.

It was a bit unfair for him to 'phone that lass iyam. Unless she has a strong nerve, it would be extremely difficult for her to tell him what she really thought of him. I'm assuming, of course, that she thinks he's just a hairy neanderthalic twat with outdated views.

The Darren Bent one The Wearside Jack one , not for me. Crossed the line. Snakehips getting all Anne Widdicombe on us

I wonder if Ireland would want to sign for NUFC on a permanent contract in the summer for circa £40k/week (max)? If he does sign on loan now and resurrects his career, we could, effectively, just be putting him in the shop window for others to buy at a later date. I wonder if these 'option to buy' loans are arranged with wages in mind upon a permanent transfer? Otherwise, what would the point be in doing it in the first instance?

They should get John Hartson to replace Gray. He is the best pundit I have heard in years.

Ben Shepherd? Ben Fuckin' Shepherd?? The male equivalent of Jimmy Crankie. Gervais was going to do an episode of Extras aaround Ben Shephard about how big, muscly and butch he is and not the diminutuve boring twat he appears on tv. Turned out he actually is a boring twat in real life. My money on the replacement will be that Torquay tart. No, not TR, that cringeworthy Chamberlain (sp) lass who is already a SKY employee (I think she's still there). I just hope they (SKY) don't consider that goon who used to be on soccer am, or whatever it's called (his name escapes me now).

What a load of absolute fucking tosh. BBC should sack the knob who made the statement. 'Working class comedy' The king of 'working class comedy' was Ben Elton. 'Yearr, THATCHER (said with as much venom as possible, 'cause she was hated and to say her name loudly would get more laughs/appreciation ) this, and THATCHER that.' Oh how we working classes lapped it up. Elton was our hero. And then he got rich.... There is no such thing as 'working class comedy'. Comedy is based on one's psyche and concentration. The ultimate, base-line comedy is classic slapstick; bloke (or woman. sorry for being a Gray) gets pie in face and we laugh. Bloke, or woman, turns around whilst carrying a ladder on shoulder: other bloke, or woman, gets twatted by ladder. We laugh. The more we have to concentrate on what is being said/performed, and how it is being delivered, the more division there will be in who likes what.

Looks like the usual brinkmanship by LardAsh. Apart from SWP, the other clubs would probably want the players we're after off their payroll but aren't too enamoured with what the fat gambler is offering. At the end of the day, Ashley doesn't care if he is unsuccessful in bringing in the players 'we're' after, so the guys sweating at the table are the other clubs' owners/accountants. LardAsh is just waiting for them to fold. You gotta know when to hold 'em... know when to fold 'em

Fuck me, Jaws as referee, that goon from Eastenders running one line and whatsherface with the hoover doing t'other. Mind you, at least between her and the hoover there would be a better chance of a decent blow job from one of them. To think Chris Hughton was on about a fifth of Gray's wedge. Jeezus, these parasites (pundits, radio and tv presenters and, the worst of the lot, journalists) hanging on the coat tails of football thinking they're part of the game with extortionate salaries to match is bewlidering.

Dear Mr Murdoch, Please find my cv attached. I am more than willing to have Mr Gray's former job. I will do it better than him, no problem, for a tenth of his salary. And, rest assured, I actively encourage females to bring their talents to the fore. And, no, you will never hear a single sexist comment from my lips. Yours, S.N. Akehips.

Looks like she left her kit at home and had to borrow some other fuckers. If it is hers, she hasn't exactly ironed it well. Calls herself a woman!! Hmmm, there could be a nice pair of pins being somewhat obscured there

It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. I thowt he amuzed yew.

He has always come across as intelligent and articulate whenever interviewed. He seems to have come on a great deal in respect of the 'red mist', but it will always be around the corner somewhere I think. Some folk seem to think that the self destruct button can be disconneted at will, and will never appreciate that it's in his dna. I bet there's a lot of problems we all have that we wish we could just stop but can't seem to do. Some people's problems are a lot more problematic than others, yet we find it difficult to appreciate this fact. I bet he wishes he could just turn it off forever, but, hey, life isn't like that. I'll no doubt get slaughtered for this. Couldn't give a shit, bring it on.