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I reckon Steve Mackem Bruce was going to rip off his trakkie to reveal his Mrs Doubtfire outfit, a steward was going to chuck him a hoover and Brucie would shake his fat arse whilst the dj played the Shake 'n' Vac tune.

Brilliant, Thomas The pint glasses are just the job

To think we were within a minute-and-a-half of sending Sunlun into meltdown and, possibly, Mrs Doubtfire the sack. Hmmm, I can't decide if them getting a point was actually a good thing To think they have spent so much money (£10m on a goalie, £15m on Bent, £15m on Gyan etc) and are not in any way making people sit up and take notice of them must be worrying for the daft fucker who is bankrolling them.

...well done for allowing both teams to wear their normal kits. For too long the FA/Refs have been obsessed with teams' kits being 'too closely matched, so you had better change something' ending up with NUFC wearing them fuckin' awful white shorts and socks. This has got so bad that I bet I'm not the only one to notice teams during the last world cup turning out all in blue or red or white, whatever, so there would be no clashing FIFA The Old Firm have had both teams wearing white shorts without problems for years and the attitude of the officials in England was pissing me right off. However, whoever it was that made the decision, well done. Sunderland FC will no doubt be sending a thank you letter to the FA for allowing Newcastle United to wear their most glorious kit yesterday, thus brightening up their shithole of a ground for a short while.

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant lads.

Hmmmm, correct me if I'm wrong, and I'm sure you will , but wasn't it Susannah York who spouted off about not wanting anything built on the 'beautiful Town Moor', when surgeon Hall was proposing to build the new stadium?? She was doing a play or summat at Theatre Royal and the NIMBYs got her involved. Shame her facts were wrong, but then why let the truth get in the way of a good story!!!!!

What about ye! Welcome. Manchester? Toon fans? Ooh, jumpers for goalposts? Sorry, can't help you.

I heard he's off to Tottenham. ITK.

That's brilliant They're all brilliant I don't suppose someone could knock up a pic of Stokoe dancing the May pole, or, even better, as a MORRIS MAN!!

She's got nee thumb on hor left hand Lord knows what the hags who didn't win looked like, 'cause she's a fuckin' reptile.

So the Parsnip fails to get the Swede, eh? If he doesn't come, he doesn't come. Move on to someone else.

Get rid of Heymanhowman ( ) and bring back DEADMAN!!!!1111 As for Deeley, narr she wouldn't get it

BBC NEWS: Police raided a dope farm in Torquay today. Some haypercondriac scatterbrain woman was arrested shouting "grockles, your're all fucking grockles.' edit: hypochondriac.

I would think you should be able to get tickets. If you keep checking nufc.co.uk and .com about a fortnight or so before the game you should be informed when they go on sale.

Hospital you duffer. Someone can send some blankets and hot water bottles to your house, whilst I go and comfort your lass. Sorted.

Are there any fuckin' pictures of Newcastle players without that fuckin' advert behind them??? Someone posted a link to some pics from the wham game the other day and all but one had that fuckin' shitstain logo in the background. *cough*

Nice analogy but I can't tell if that means consistent or inconsitent? Flaps 15 pts Cunt 28 pts Wankers 72 pts Norks 18 pts Dirtbox 69 seems a canny player to me. Surely there's more points for inconsistent??

Just did. The fourth or fifth link had: 'Jordan, she's seen more japs eyes than a Tokyo optician'

Oh no, another red card!

No surprise it has been upheld by the lilly-livered mongrels at Wembley. However, let me paint a picture for you: 2018 World Cup final. England v Argentina. 0-0. The last minute of extra time; we're heading for penalties (that's pelanties, Stevie). Dan Gosling shoots from just inside the box on the right hand side. The ball hits the bar and then bounces across goal. The England number 9, a Mr A. Carroll launches himself (you know where I'm going with this) at the ball and bundles it in with his feet, just before the defender gets to it. GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL we all shout. "No goal," says the FA in unison, "he was off the ground." "hokay meesers FA. Thenk you so much, you are soo vry nice" say the astonished Argentinians who promptly take the ball up the other end and score. NOT ON YOUR FUCKIN' NELLY. THAT WOULD BE A GOAL AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. THE STEVENAGE PLAYER DID NOT HAVE THE BALL. I rest, m'lud.

I see BBC have given Legard the push, and Martin Brundle will be the main commentator whilst D.C. will be co-commentating. That is all. ps why do I have to mimic Roland Rat every time I say 'fans'?? Faaaaans

We know that Ranger has had converstations with Carroll and the senior pros. I would bet my bottom dollar that he has also had conversations with Hughton about his attitude/work rate. All these conversations have been behind closed doors without success - it seems. Surely there is nowhere else to go but for the manager to put it out in the open that the player's attitude stinks? The latest attempt to get the penny to drop? As to Krul's kicking, thank fuck Parsnip wasn't the manager during Given's early days or he would never have shut up about him!

So if he signs for Spuds, LardAsh will be cumming in his stringy Y-fronts (the girls will be 'moist' imagining seeing that) as the tickets for our game with them will go like hot cakes. What will your attitude be towards him? I'm guessing ambivilent? Probably the last time he will be seen playing at SJP. Never one of the world's greats, but a very good influential player in his day. 3:05 pm Commentator: "And Beckham gets the ball, still looking the cultured and classy midfielder. Easily brings the ball under control, like the class player he has always been. Kids at home, watch closely as the England great caresses the ball like the true artist he is." BANG! "Ooh, a strong, but fair challenge from Jose Enrique sees the Spaniard come away with the ball, and leaves Beckham lying on the turf. Beckham seems to be struggling now...."

Not odd sizes, it's SO and Wacky going on a 'girls' night out.