snakehips

I have a plasma tv. Am I contributing to our impending downfall ?? If I am....well, I'm sorry folks.

Hmmm, looking at the main picture there, she looks like she's got a bit of a Nikki Lauder going on with the ears.

These european ties can often be dirty affairs. Sounds good.

ha your wife wishes what does that even mean? That, if you were married, and your hypothetical wife was a housewife, this kid would come round during half term and shag her, I guess. He'd have to wait 'til I was finished first. Hypothetically. And that's only once Fish has enough photographs.

He's a CB. Aint he? Or are you talking about Harewood/a.n. other ??

This. This deal, if it's true, and the Kilgallon one, looks like a good indication of current finances at village of the damned, iyam. The yank has spent a fortune by filling team with galacticos and still the yokels aren't impressed (attendances aren't at fevers pitch - unless I'm mistaken); so much so that he's reigning in the spending as he begins to realise he bought a lousy football club.

He's class. Far better than Kilgallon. Assured on the ball, strong in the air, reads the game.......oh, it's not that Mike Williamson. Never heard of him. Beggars can't be choosers. I don't think anyone is earmarked for leaving, just because this guy is coming in. And 'discussing terms', as Hughton says, probably means the offer is it's approx. £15000/week tops now, and a rise if we get to the 'promised land', as Simpson's deal was/is. It's up to Mick Willy to decide if it's 'enough'.

Sots. That is all.

Very true. When I took mrs hips home from the club where I met her, and had finished fucking the living daylights out of her, she said, "And when will this movie you're making starting filiming?". I don't know where she got that idea from!

What a complete load of bollocks! I'm with you, Geordie Pissflaps. And you know what? I couldn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks about me when I wear one. Do I look silly??? GOOD. Fuck the lotaya's

I went for @sportsdirect.cock.

Fantastic. Sums up how the game I loved was hijacked by the middle classes and turned into something it's FUCKIN' NOT. The bit which stuck out to me, was about non league players scoring the same type of goal as Rooney would score, yet never get a fraction of the bullshit these so-callled 'aces' get. EXACTLY. Well said that man.

This is why things just aint ALL bad for us. The crap Man U and Liverpool and Pompei are in warms the cockles of me heart.

Pity Danny Shittu (sp) hadn't been any class. Imagine the fun we could have had. Butt has Shittu......??

Luck always runs out. Not so fast, Parkster. Mrs hips has been lucky enough to be married to moi for over 25 years now, and there aint any sign yet of her luck running out.

Geordie Mackem. Dishonouring my home town with such threads. Shouldn'tbeallowed, mrs.

You're typing one handed???? tbh, I would mug you right now for that cce

I'm available to conduct 'interviews', should you wish to fully evaluate their sexual prowess. Guaranteed to beat any like-for-like quote anarl - call me. Take all three out. Not at once, knobheed - who do you think you are, ME??? As I was saying, take them each to the movies and do the 'knob through the hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket' thing. Whichever goes back for more and more popcorn is the winner. Seemples.

Like it. Almost as good as my jokes.

I was kinda hoping though that him and Carroll would start together on monday actually Him and Ameobi would have been great. Family comes before football. If I imagine myself in similar circumstances, I am 100% certain my father would have wanted me to play football. Each to their own. Well done, Loven.

There must be a name for the syndrome Leazes exhibits. I'm not having a go, or being funny, but it just isn't normal behaviour.

Happy days for LardAsh's back pocket. 1st the sponsorship deal, now the shirt agreement. Kerrrrrching!

Do you reckon your wanks are as good as us right handers have? After all, you are cack-handed. Yes, I'm bored and I aint had me hole for a week now

Multi-tasking.