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Time to extinguish it now. Fly over a couple of hundred converted jumbo jets full of that other piss, Boddingtons, to put the fire out with.

NUFC winning = bums on seats.

If it is Puma, there's no way on God's earth there will be three prominent stripes (black, in that pic) on the front of the shirt. More likely end up with loads of black and white stripes i.e. one and a half, or two inches per stripe.

Boo fuckin' hoo... Fucking hell man he's scored 5 goals in 8 starts... Why does he command such vitriol and Carroll, who's scored 4 in 14 starts doesn't? Fuckin' hell! I didn't realise that. With those stats, the argument about extending his loan 'til the end of the season is hard to counter.

5 o'clock in the fucking morning for me numb-nuts, (PST) Gone soft, tbh. (360 lets you watch the games any time. They take them off eventually, but I think they stay up at least a week if you're not hardcore enough to wake up and watch NUFC play live) It shouldn't have been a problem for Noelie, really, as these really auld fekkers need far less sleep than us young, fit, energetic, athletic folk.

Piss. Let it burn.

I liked the look of Wheater whenever I saw him in the past. He didn't look up to much yesterday, though. Maybe he's suffering a crisis in confidence? Worth a punt on him iyam. At the right price, of course - which probably rules NUFC out.

Was that the last we'll see of him? Unless I'm mistaken, his loan period ends 26th (not sure if that means he can play against Sheff Wed). You lot will have seen more of him than me, but my limited sightings haven't had me enthralled.

That is as accurate a description of his performance as we could read anywhere. Got as far as N.Shields metro station, when it went tits up! £17 in a taxi to the game. Merry Christmas. I love the long ball game (that's me continually having to watch the ball being hoofed 100ft in the air)

Went to see St Trinians II, on Friday. Not as chortletastic as the first. 5/10.

'Stuck In A Frozen Scunthorp Over Christmas' by The Not Promoted.

Passed away this morning.

If our first team got a complete spanking by a 'middle-to-top' Prem team, it could have a detrimental effect on them. Then again, if our first team got a spanking, putting out our 'second team' would result in a truly historical defeat in the history of football Better go with the first team!

I'd just like to say that I do celebrate victories over the smogs more than I do over Derby or Stoke. The smogs are like an annoying little dog that keeps wanting to shag your leg - until you give it that self-satisfying boot away.

£10 on NUFC not getting promoted. No I didn't; I'm not a betting man.

The hips will be in attendance. Despite my personal ban on lining LardAsh's pockets, one of my offspring has bought me a ticket as part of my Christmas pressie. Some Rebel!!!! This has defeat written all over it. NUFC unbeaten in ages, smogs playing, largely, shite. Possibly a record attendance for the Championship. Live on tv.

Can't stand Mark Hughes. Can't stand Citeh (best supported club in the history of football. FACT!). But it shows how much class the club has if the manager they have lined up (Mancini until the summer, I hear) was watching the game whilst the current manager was still in charge. Co-commentator for the Arse - 'ull game: Joe Royle

were Tool supporting? Aye, that's the one. Someone else supported as well iirc. 'Wool' wasn't it? 'THIS IS A HIGH SECURITY TICKET' :(

Imagine being a player of a 'lesser' nation in 2018 and being over the moon in getting to the wc (if it's in England), and then finding out your games will be played in Milton Keynes and Plymouth. What a fuckin' bummer!!!

I bought Geordie Joe's single in Sainsburys for mrs hips this afternoon (£1.99). That boy can sing. Lacks a bit of charisma for me, like. As for the 'battle' - who gives a fuck? I'm sure when I was 12 years old, the kids my age were just as mesmerised by perceived good music (and buying a hell of a lot more records that are purchased these days, into the bargain) as the kids these days. As for people of 25 - 60 buying it, who knows. Maybe so many folk have cd players in their kitchen/car etc and want 'shit' to play on them????

Aye, you could be right. I saw it on a documentary, but I would have sworn they were actually in the top two (according to the doc). They do spend an absolute fuckin' mint on defence, though. Perhaps their space programme (yet another reason they shouldn't get any help) is on their defence spend also?

India are in the top two of leading spenders on defence (the other being the U.S.). For this reason, they deserve NO help from us, or anyone else imo.

Single: Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting. Elton John. If you wiki it, you will see the tattoo which came on the picture sleeve. I painted the same tattoo on my haversack, and, without bullshitting, looked fuckin' mint. Album: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. Elton John. Brilliant album which the above single was taken from.

ManU or Chewsee Arsenal Aston Villa.... ...at the top of the Prem this season. I could just about handle that. To see Citeh (best supported club in the history of football. FACT!) and Liverpool fail this season would be most entertaining to me

Soccermom.