Anorthernsoul

"The Thick Of It". Absolutely hilarious.

For the record, Stoke is a fucking shithole.

You can guarantee not one of them thick cunts have heard of him, yet he's the new Maradona. They are the first to jump on our new signings, fickle unwashed bastards.

They've had a month to get a forward in but they've fucked about again and now are scrambling to get any old cunt in. Same old same old really. That Doumbia looks about 47.

What the fuck happened to Benteke?

In case you haven't already noticed, we really are right in the shit my friend.

More chance of signing Pele than fucking Pelle, dear me.

"Better attacking than defending". That's all we need !

"Run, hide or fight." http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/active-shooter-reported-at-naval-medical-center-in-san-diego-a6834996.html

Big talk about breaking the bank for Lacazette but I can't see it.

Pato loan to Chelsea finalised. Should pave the way for Remy.

His pace alone will give us extra weight in attack, hopefully his end product can improve on the current dross.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jan/25/newcastle-andros-townsend-tottenham-agree-fee

"Newcastle have drawn up a list of three alternatives to Andros Townsend as Tottenham continue to play hardball over the England winger. (London Evening Standard)" How exciting.

Remy wants a loan move, surely they need to get him in?

How many times is he going to fucking wank off about "Performances"? It means fuck all when your finishing is no better than schoolboy level. Relegation is nailed on if your playing well and still getting beat. He must be putting a front on for the media, there's no way he can be happy with where the team is at. Either that or he is seriously deluded. What's up with Perez? He scored last week but in the main his finishing in front of goal is shocking these days. No composure at all.

About a foot.

Beaten 3 times off these hopeless cunts. Embarrassing.

They are determined not to score at Watford this season, they missed 6 sitters in the cup aswell. We should have bought a striker on January 1st.

These could barely pass the ball on Monday night, look like Barca here.

Fuck off! Well offside there, absolutely blatant.

Need to hold onto the ball longer, putting each other under pressure. The only way these are scoring is through a mistake from us, we have to take the game to them second half.

Coutinho is a big player for them, different team when he's out.

Liverpool's defence is fucking shit!

Is Aaron's back in the squad? It's about time he was fit to play again surely!