Anorthernsoul

Outplayed for large spells by a fucking shit and out of form West Brom team. They've barely touched the ball second half.

They are going down this lot. Shite.

The match could have went either way in the end. Both teams had good chances to win it in the second half, both keepers played their part (Elliott let himself down with that punch though). First half we were played off the park for most of it, McClaren is very similar in strategy to Pardew in that he is happy to sit back and let the opposition dictate the game. It nullifies our threat and wastes the abilities of certain players. They've proved how dangerous they can be when the team is going forward, God only knows how McClaren can't see it. For the second week running we missed a sitter with a header from 6 yards, they need to start working on them in training.

You couldn't write it!

It has always been like this mate, since the Dawn of time. Perfect example is the "Garden Bridge", the more I've read about it, the more ridiculous the story becomes. 10's of millions of the public's money down the drain, because it is in Landan.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/five-of-worlds-biggest-investment-banks-pay-no-uk-corporation-tax-a6783716.html No surprise really, the government has done fuck all to clamp down on it. But austerity was essential.

Watched 4 in 24 hours! The Revenant by far the best, maybe it's finally time for Di Caprio at the oscars.

An old but good article that sums it up well. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11335990/Alan-Pardew-cannot-rewrite-history-he-only-has-himself-to-blame-for-Newcastle-abuse.html

He banged himself down with his turgid tactics and negative football. Pards is a big fan of re-writing history.

That De Jong miss though! That was game, set and match.

"Best I've seen us play". Sums the season up really, they were fucking woeful second half. Could have easily lost the game against the worst team in the league. Pretty much nailed on they wouldn't win yesterday, they rarely do against the teams around us in the table.

I cannot believe he's starting Cisse again. Surely the result at Spurs showed him we were more of a threat with Perez and Mitro on the pitch. Cisse is fucking terrible man, what is McClaren thinking?

Bournemouth, Norwich and Chelsea all winning. Big three points needed today.

Norwich winning at Old Trafford.

Missing Jose I see. The minute he is gone they start playing again !

ITV ran one of those Dispatch programs on UBER tonight. I wouldn't lower myself and get in a black cab mate. They also pulled them up on the corporate tax they pay, it should be the government that is being questioned on a law change. The government allow this to happen, no laws are being broken. It would upset too many of their friends in the city so nothing will change on that score.

Had to laugh at the cabbie in Manchester complaining about Uber drivers "Swarming" around hotspots. This is exactly what they've been doing for over 20 years!

Football is a fickle game. 6 months ago he was being hailed as the best in the world.

CT comparing Fat Mike to Uber! The revolution is hitting you and it's pummeling you hard. You're posting it in the sports section aswell, in the vain hope that we wouldn't notice it. You're getting your arse handed to you on a plate for your tea in the official Uber thread.

Chelsea are absolutely shite!

I'm more than happy to endorse quality service.

Saved the day yesterday afternoon amidst the proverbial chaos that ensued after the blizzards. Taxi firms were in meltdown, roads were gridlocked. I set the Uber app off searching for a driver, within a minute I had one on the way. We manoeuvred our way through Gateshead and got to the destination safely. Job done. Meanwhile all other Taxi firms were ignoring their phones and scratching their heads wondering what the fuck is happening.

They were poor in the first half but played a lot more positive second half and looked dangerous on the break. Mitro contributed more in the first 5 minutes of coming on than Cisse has done all season. The feeling of an injury time winner is absolutely priceless ! I'd start Perez and Mitro against Villa.

Probably the easiest game their keeper will have all season.

Cue the collapse.