Anorthernsoul

Too many shisha pipes on Westgate road has been his downfall IYAM.

His settee is mint.

He was simply outstanding when he first turned up, some of those goals were world class finishes. That talent must still be in there somewhere? You can't just wake up one day and be completely shit?

The lack of goals in the team means Pardew really needs to start games with positive tactics and two up top is his only option for me. Chelsea away at the weekend though so he is blatantly packing the midfield so that idea is out of the window.

Seen Lone Survivor yesterday, prettty violent but interesting story if a little baffling. What a shit mission

I am honestly convinced he would start scoring again with a decent run in the team alongside another striker. We'll have more of a threat than Ameobi as a lone striker I know that much.

He must be thinking: "What the fuck have I walked into here?"

Blatently leaving it at home while he popped down Aspers for a game of blackjack.

That probably had something to do with getting turned over by a very average team at home in a local derby with not even a sniff of a fight.

Conveniently a few days after the transfer window shuts. Fuck me man!

That is horrible.

David Pleat

I'd stick him up top with De Jong, he's got previous for scoring worldies at Stamford Bridge!

It's all over social media again, folk talking about boycotting the Villa game. Personally feel that will achieve the square root of fuck all, and the many thousands with season tickets will suffer. As much as fans want attitude's at the top level, it will never change until he leaves the club and no fans can change that IMO. A boycott is a ridiculous idea.

Which it all boils down to really.

De Jong won't start, a late cameo is the only action he will see (unless he is really needed). Fucking come on.

Shittest WUM since John Prescott this tool.

How ironic.

Off the post!

French football is so fucking boring it's unbelievable, massive contrast to the non-stop nature of the English game.

On the bench tonight.

Or Kennedy Bakircioglu

The mackems in meltdown over Clattermole.

I really hope he is on form tomorrow, always a pleasure to watch when he's in full flow and gliding past defenders.