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Wish I'd took the bets with everyone saying he'll not be off last night. The windfall may have made this more palletable. I hate everything about today except all you lot. If only the cunts had the passion we've got we'd be fucking flying. Sick as a fucking chip and my mood's dropping by the second. Never a fucking dull moment up here. Get focked.

Regardless, if he goes or not I think we're all in agreement that we've died a little inside today. If it's not now, it'll be the summer. Boo-fuckin-hoo.

Reet girls, I'm finished graft now so I'll be loging off for an hour 'til I get hyem. What a fucking miserable, miserable day this is turning out to be.

Today could turn out to be a massive cumsplash of a day. Fucking sick as a chip, reading this. Glad I never found the recipe for that humble pie CT was on about last night. FFS, maaaaan.

Oh dear.

He kna's about as much as us. All's he's got running is his twitter account and finding things from there.

I gave him a tab and £2 on saturday in Wallsend. He came in the ship for a drink of everyones half emptys. Local Hero. Living Legend. Pure Bamp. He knows the score, he always tries to angle a meal out of people in all. He asked my youngun for a bite of his Subway one day the cheeky bastard. Drool hanging off his lip and aal that. What a horror he is. Might have him as my next avatar, tbh. Fucking classic. I'll upload a photo of him or just go on google, type in jonn y Decker, there's Youtube videos, photos, everything on there of him. He's the black bloke with white hair and nee teeth.

Oh here, fuck right off. I'm not having this like, nothing ever gans right for us cunts up here.

Away with the mixer you like. Deadman AKA Lime Cordial.

I gave him a tab and £2 on saturday in Wallsend. He came in the ship for a drink of everyones half emptys. Local Hero. Living Legend. Pure Bamp. He knows the score, he always tries to angle a meal out of people in all. He asked my youngun for a bite of his Subway one day the cheeky bastard. Drool hanging off his lip and aal that. What a horror he is. Might have him as my next avatar, tbh.

I gave him a tab and £2 on saturday in Wallsend. He came in the ship for a drink of everyones half emptys. Local Hero. Living Legend. Pure Bamp.

Even Jose? He's my future life partner I'll have you know.

As are we all, Parky. Hows the bairn, btw? She firing on all cylinders again at school?

seriously, look at the twitter quote (TSCollymore) Thought it was a navy vessel.

This is why I dont buy into any of that shite last night about you being 'a real boy' etc.

Aye, what's to say.

I'm refusing to get into a long drawn out discussion with you flower until it's acknowledged that you're a 'real human being' but Stanley is Stan Collymore. The subject matter of this thread.

What an arrogant Brummie cunt Fuck Stanley the stupid cunt. The thing about Twatter is it's given mere mortals like him the outlet to believe he's famous and his opinions are worthwhile and correct. The man's a fucking chopper.

It's nee Raleigh Activator mind, the pauper.

... and moved to St James instead of the Training ground. It'll just be to unveil Ireland, then as the conference ends and reporters start to disperse Pardew will say as leaving the building 'oh boiy the whey, Carrolls orf, I'll speak to yous tomorrow'

This. I reckon £30m + a player or £35m and he's gone. It's mental when you think about it. Part of Ashleys 'plan' wouldn't have expected to be able to take £30million plus for one of the clubs youngsters. He's going to be in so many minds as to what's best to do. I imagine him sat there now with Dekka 'What you fink 'en Dez, is it wuwf it?' I do think if another bid comes in at £35 million he'll be away. Whether that happens who knows. It's mad money, and very good if it's re-invested but i) that won't happen and ii) we'll never have time to do it. If he can score goals this season and keep us up it'll be worth more than £20 million to us as a club so it's a tough tough decision. To put my neck out, I think he'll still be here by tomorrow morning.

Torres has gone man. Reports they're trying to sign Torres as a replacement from Crawley as they have untold amounts of shirts which will go unsold.

I'm off to Amsterdam on saturday for 5 days and will go to my mothers over in Spain for 3 weeks in July with the wife and little'uns. Only need pay for my flights and beer etc and the villa is empty. Highlife, tbh.

I know the source is a crock.... Tottenham include Pavlyuchenko in final bid for Newcastle striker Carroll Think that's the website which brought us the news that Klinsmann was our next manager