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Are your eggs free range Kevin? Are they? Do they still give money to the IRA? My old man used to refuse to take me as a kid as that was his crack.

Gutted I started a thread on general thinking I had been the first to spot it and everyone knew.

It must be eligible for some kind of internet forum of the year award.

It's not the bloke they've got now. Clutching at straws with him. I'd still be looking at Captain Noncely the landlord if I was them. Just saying like

They had it up earlier and I req it was put back, it's the best piece of crack on here ever. Every mackem who views this site now will know what that is It works so well, however Bob looks like a cock between to balls the way he's positioned. The whole of 'shopgate' thread is amazing crack. I wish I knew how to do it but it's far past my abilities. It must stay like.

Did you do that Tom? Absolutely class mate. A mainstay, I hope.

If you're lost look at the toontastic sign at top of the screen. Quality.

A slight change to the website format and layout ...

Whoever's made the alterations, I applaud you. Amazing.

'Am only telling you what the spirits are telling me' 'Pisskick, whats a pisskick' My three; i) Police will still to have charged anyone with Jo Yeates murder ii) Gazza will have been taken to a high security mental institution, where he's to remain for the rest of his life iii) snakehips will have conqured all female-kind and will have made a quest for new life forms A sneaky 4th) David Schwimmer will be dead.

He did.

Good old Worboy. Misunderstood.

Jesus christ, that's vile. The things the Japs eat man. I mean seaweed???? Who come up with that idea. Imagine someone trying to sell seaweed at Whitley Bay. Had some seaweed in a restaurant in town once, never again. It's absolutely ill. Anyone eating frogs legs, chicken livers, owt like that needs to take a long hard look at themselves, the dirty horrible bastards.

Jesus christ, that's vile.

The Heart Attack Grill ... Fucking disgusting fat yanks.

What d'you mean what do I do? As in work? If so, I'm a trainer. Because you said you might know me. I was wondering if it might have been through a previous job. However if its a... Fitness trainer.....Doubtful Horse Trainer......Extremely doubtful Running Trainers...Not a fucking prayer. Used to be a personal trainer but that was when I was fit and my life revolved around lifting weights and staring in the mirror flexing. I'm now a trainer for allsorts of companies who want motivation training, debt recovery training etc.

what'd you get? A large grilled chicken wrap meal and a double cheeseburger! You mean the double cheeseburger with ketchup mustard onions pickles and cheese Don't have a clue what that wrap you're on about is, is it the snack wrap? maybe the one with cool mayo and a mexican salsa sauce with a dorito and a shred of lettuce? Thanks for that Ronald. What would be your recommendation to eat in one of your chain of Bistros? Is the Fillet-o-fish safe? I've always treat it with a lot of care and attention and steered clear. Big Tasty is the only way to go in my eyes, the saas' which goes on it is to die for (granted of a coronary). Plus, your eggs. What's the crack with them? How do they go like rubber? Is that an integral part of the cooking process?

Thank you Duncan Hayes, Chesterfield. What yee on about now, Deidre B? Second comment down my friend.. No malice meant. Oh aye, I see what you mean. I was an avid follower of the arm wrestling on Eurosport so knew that already. Fucking college of knowledge I am, Daniel San.

Thank you Duncan Hayes, Chesterfield. What yee on about now, Deidre B?

For Info; Arm wrestlers 'fight' in weight classes so that's why he has one massive arm and the rest is normal size.

I refer you to the aforementioned 'Stool Fish'

What d'you mean what do I do? As in work? If so, I'm a trainer.

Awwrite big man, mon eh Bursaspor. A divn't speak Jormin. What's that mean? Haha you look THE spit of Kenny Miller. oooo, what a wounder comment. I prefer to think of myself back then as a young Robson Green. Good old Benidorm I'm in there if I remember right. Nowt wrong wi Kenny Miller apart fae he's a D.O.B. so he is. arrrhhh cheers mate, I knew I could rely on yee for a few comforting words. I feel blessed. I'm sure I know CT ye naa. He's either given me a lift in his taxi or he reminds me of someone off the tele. I can't work it out. I think he looks like someone off the tv too, I can't think who though. Sometimes I get that bloke off the orange ads off cheeky bastards!!! To be fair to you mate, you're nowt like how you described yourself. I was expecting a shorter, fatter, ginger version of Danny Devito but you're far from it.

I'd say that's a given. The Russians don't take kindly to anyone messing with their shit. Absolute scum whoever claims responsibility for this.

Awwrite big man, mon eh Bursaspor. A divn't speak Jormin. What's that mean? Haha you look THE spit of Kenny Miller. oooo, what a wounder comment. I prefer to think of myself back then as a young Robson Green. Good old Benidorm I'm in there if I remember right. Nowt wrong wi Kenny Miller apart fae he's a D.O.B. so he is. arrrhhh cheers mate, I knew I could rely on yee for a few comforting words. I feel blessed. I'm sure I know CT ye naa. He's either given me a lift in his taxi or he reminds me of someone off the tele. I can't work it out. I think he looks like someone off the tv too, I can't think who though. Alf Stewart Great minds again.... What off fucking Home and Away