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Yeah, they'll have been true aswell. I was ok on it, drank it in a cup of tea but it prevents you from talking. Sounds weird but it does. Creates an inability to speak and the vivid pictures you see are strong. My mate at college had a funny turn on it. We were later told that 1 in 8 die when taking it ..... Like I said, t'was at college and I was young and dumb and didn't investigate before taking.

Look at number 2 next to the keeper, man. FFS. He looks older than LM.

I used to dabble in the pills about 10 years ago. Now I'll occasionally have a smoke when the bairns at my mothers or if I go to my mates. I was the type who'd rather have a smoke than a drink, that's gone the other way no however. Dabbled in Salvia Divonorium when I was 16 - Fuck me, strongest thing I've ever taken. Once tried 'Datura' at college and that's not to be messed with. A plant which is the strongest hallucinogenic known to man. Total mind blower. It's not big, and it's not clever ..... but it's fuckin' beautiful all the same.

A Geordie-off hahaha. I'm a 29 year old trapped in a Geordie jumper.

Aye I think a naa where ye mean where the sage is now. Just further along towards bottom of Bottle Bank opposite the Copthorne, iirc.

hahahahahaha

I lived just up from Waalsend Slipway and me mothers from there. I see them everyday at my graft, older blokes who I train that've had to gan work in call centres and shops etc 'cos there's nee work for them. My grandad was a Coke man, I mind his van when I was little. Also burning tyres at his scrapyard on the Gateshead side of the tyne and the coppers turned up as the sky was black from Gateshead to Tynemooth.

If that's not a motto to live my life by, I don't know what is.

Maybe it's just me but whenever I've had to go to hospital for myself or my family I wouldn't dream of being anything but respectful towards the Doctors and Nurses. Regardless what they can do for you, think of the job they do for others. I'd have to be in agreement with idioteque and Smogeordie: You sound like a right nob.

It can't be that bad if you'd rather be a cocksplash to the Doctor and wait until tomorrow rather than wait another 2 hours (in aforementioned hospital bed, asleep). Out of interest, what do you do for a living?

Love anything like that. He was a handy big bastard for his age. Seen the back on him? Animal.

Started following you Kevin. I'm @2narme .

I'd just send wor lass doon and roll over back to sleep .....

Why are The Smiths being compared to Jimmy Nail? Personally, I can't stand the smiths but musics the spice of life. Each to their own. For me, listening to Big River makes me nostalgic, whilst pitying how shit the work is in the North East now. It's probably because it feels more personal to me and the great city we live in. 'The River will rise again'

aye hahaha "A dont believe it!!!! Kevin Keegan, Nyoocassell United!?!??! ah this a sign this well wuv gotta gan hyem noo". He is, something Alex once sniggered at I may add, my all time hero, always will be. Your steretypical Tyneside 80's bloke, the divvint make them like they used tee. Aye, he's definitely one of mine aswell. I love his music, makes me proud of my city and he's never forgotten his roots. As Oz, in Auf Wiedersehen he's tremendous. Nowadays you've got Geordie Shore and Robson Green, ffs.

Wondered where you'd got to, Oz! Herr Grunwalds been on the phone, wanted to know if you'd rapped. I've missed you Dennis. Me and Bomber been down the old town nesting some 'sorts'. Bomber lost his jacket and we had a run in with Mac. We're back now though, has Neville fixed my tv stereo yet? Ye had ya blood fusion yet "yee mean t tell me av got fawa pints o jorman blood swillin aboot inside of iz" 'Nar man, nar man, young Neville here was a blood match. He saved your life ye kna, Oz'

Wondered where you'd got to, Oz! Herr Grunwalds been on the phone, wanted to know if you'd rapped. I've missed you Dennis. Me and Bomber been down the old town nesting some 'sorts'. Bomber lost his jacket and we had a run in with Mac. We're back now though, has Neville fixed my tv stereo yet?

Look at the sign on the side of the Police car: 'Fighting crime, protecting people'. Least they've still got their humour.

This is the weird thing, though. Are you meant to sit them down and have a chin-wag before ascertaining their intentions? The way I see it, which I think is right, is anyone enters your property is posing a risk to all those in the household and we should be allowed to do anything to get them out or stop them in their tracks.

What are your views on this story? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20...g-property.html Absolutely abysmal craic. Why haven't the 3 remaining gang members been charged with burglary? Absolute disgrace, imo. What do you think?

Wyns finger is known across the Playgrounds of the North East as 'The digit of doom'.

These were the 2 finalists at the Blakelaw Division EDL darts night.

It's not too bad, more a play on words on the 'Oooo shola ameobi' song. Instead they sing 'Ooooh Shola is a darky, ooh shola is a darky, ooooh shola is a darky. You put ya black leg in, ya bla ..... You get the picture. There's always a group of 4 down from me who sang it. Though, I've heard others aswell.

I think what our fans sing to Shola beggars belief. Total disgrace. Nearly had a few flair ups over it. You'll always encounter your 'EDL'ers' or 'idiots' wherever you go. The mixture of emotion, lack of input and idiocy leads to so much racism at grounds. Just because we don't throw bananas or wear 'KKK' masks doesn't mean the mentality has changed.

The best United goal last season was Ben Arfa's away at Goodison. Jinking in and out without really moving anywhere and BANG. Out of nowhere, Howard had no chance. My favourite goal though was Sholas rocket against the mackems. He could've had that opportunity 100 times and 99 of them would've hit one of the empty seats in the away end.