Mac-Toon

Awwrite big man, mon eh Bursaspor. A divn't speak Jormin. What's that mean? Haha you look THE spit of Kenny Miller. oooo, what a wounder comment. I prefer to think of myself back then as a young Robson Green. Good old Benidorm I'm in there if I remember right. Nowt wrong wi Kenny Miller apart fae he's a D.O.B. so he is. arrrhhh cheers mate, I knew I could rely on yee for a few comforting words. I feel blessed. I'm sure I know CT ye naa. He's either given me a lift in his taxi or he reminds me of someone off the tele. I can't work it out. I think he looks like someone off the tv too, I can't think who though. Aye Kenny Miller on ESPN when he gets interviewed after games spit of him, utter spit of him. Bet he wishes he has his money, bet he's a better striker too. Nobody's ever said I look like Kenny Miller, but I'll take it. Free from abuse so far though so it's aal gravy.

Awwrite big man, mon eh Bursaspor. A divn't speak Jormin. What's that mean? Haha you look THE spit of Kenny Miller. oooo, what a wounder comment. I prefer to think of myself back then as a young Robson Green. Good old Benidorm I'm in there if I remember right. Nowt wrong wi Kenny Miller apart fae he's a D.O.B. so he is. arrrhhh cheers mate, I knew I could rely on yee for a few comforting words. I feel blessed. I'm sure I know CT ye naa. He's either given me a lift in his taxi or he reminds me of someone off the tele. I can't work it out.

Awwrite big man, mon eh Bursaspor. A divn't speak Jormin. What's that mean? Haha you look THE spit of Kenny Miller. oooo, what a wounder comment. I prefer to think of myself back then as a young Robson Green. Good old Benidorm I'm in there if I remember right.

Awwrite big man, mon eh Bursaspor. A divn't speak Jormin. What's that mean?

A proper oldie I've found on my external hard drive. Forgot how much of a looker I was, tbh.

Donkey on your shoulder, aye?

Wey, I've always lived by the phrase 'don't knock it til you've tried it' but in this case I wasn't referring to your insinuations. It wasnt a reply to you mate, just a general enquiry. Like a, why fancys gay sex type enquiry?

Wey, I've always lived by the phrase 'don't knock it til you've tried it' but in this case I wasn't referring to your insinuations.

Not to mention keeping abreast of TT chatter. Nice you've got your priorities aligned well I used to do that when the little'un was newborn. Sleep downstairs on the settee with him in his moses basket on the floor next to me so she could get some shut eye. Nowt better than waking up at 3 in the morning having to bottle feed a bairn in the pitch black whilst falling asleep with them in your arms. Happy days that go too fast Tell me about it, can barely get him to sit on my knee for 5 seconds these days before he's running off to throw lego around and make gun noises etc etc. BTW, how painful is a strategically placed piece of lego on the stairs when stood on by the bare foot. Time to sow some more seeds. How about ? How about you man up and I prefer .

Not to mention keeping abreast of TT chatter. Nice you've got your priorities aligned well I used to do that when the little'un was newborn. Sleep downstairs on the settee with him in his moses basket on the floor next to me so she could get some shut eye. Nowt better than waking up at 3 in the morning having to bottle feed a bairn in the pitch black whilst falling asleep with them in your arms. Happy days that go too fast Tell me about it, can barely get him to sit on my knee for 5 seconds these days before he's running off to throw lego around and make gun noises etc etc. BTW, how painful is a strategically placed piece of lego on the stairs when stood on by the bare foot. Time to sow some more seeds. How about ?

Not to mention keeping abreast of TT chatter. Nice you've got your priorities aligned well I used to do that when the little'un was newborn. Sleep downstairs on the settee with him in his moses basket on the floor next to me so she could get some shut eye. Nowt better than waking up at 3 in the morning having to bottle feed a bairn in the pitch black whilst falling asleep with them in your arms. Happy days that go too fast I was terrified of dropping them and falling asleep. I do not miss night feeds whatsoever. I used to think that when he was first born but you soon realise they aint made out of glass and are quite tough. Not that I was round housing him round the living room, just for clarity. Nobody misses the nightfeeds. IT's the devils work.

Not to mention keeping abreast of TT chatter. Nice you've got your priorities aligned well I used to do that when the little'un was newborn. Sleep downstairs on the settee with him in his moses basket on the floor next to me so she could get some shut eye. Nowt better than waking up at 3 in the morning having to bottle feed a bairn in the pitch black whilst falling asleep with them in your arms. Happy days that go too fast Tell me about it, can barely get him to sit on my knee for 5 seconds these days before he's running off to throw lego around and make gun noises etc etc. BTW, how painful is a strategically placed piece of lego on the stairs when stood on by the bare foot.

Not to mention keeping abreast of TT chatter. Nice you've got your priorities aligned well I used to do that when the little'un was newborn. Sleep downstairs on the settee with him in his moses basket on the floor next to me so she could get some shut eye. Nowt better than waking up at 3 in the morning having to bottle feed a bairn in the pitch black whilst falling asleep with them in your arms.

It finished about 2001? Many years you been travelling down like? 2005 after checking. Seems like it was longer though. It does. I remember getting the last bus home after we beat Man Utd, and I had it in my hand, this old dear asked me the score and wouldn't believe me when I said we'd beaten them 4-3 mustve thought I was drunk, I remember having to show her the score in The Pink. I can't remember it after that. Fucking old grannies questioning your ITK. The very cheek of it.

Is that a Star Trek jumper? In the winter of 2009, red jumpers were all the rage. River Island if I know my magpies, and I think I do.

Used to love it..... If we won. Some older ones on here might remember the old radio shows that featured no commentary on the games. Every now and then "Its a Gooooooooooooooooooool" would roar out and you had to wait a few seconds to see if they were going to the Newcastle game or the Sunderland game. Then you had to wait a few seconds more to see if it was for or against. Used to sit in an old hay loft on the local farm listening to that and drinking Cresta. Like GODS spunk that stuff. The drink of Kings. Wey, if you were a pauper anyway.

There's a bloke next to me and he never says a word. He's only about 5ft 2 and looks abit oriental. Everyone calls him 'Hop Sing'.

She Just dived in the communal dip with Mick McCarthy and Sammy Lee.

I imagine a cross between Ronnie.Corbett and the cabbie in Football Factory's what we're dealing with.

I got it for my son but he's too obsessed with Lego Indy, Batman and Star Wars. I'd play it myself but by the time he's gone to bed I'm sick of the sight of the xbox.

7/10 for the way he's not allowed Ashleys decision to crush the squad with Hughtons departure. I really dislike some of the things he says in interviews by singling players out but he seems abit more knowledgable than I originally gave him credit for. He's working with Chris' squad and I still think there's something more to his being here than just because he's a 'good manager'. Something's gone before with Llambias or Ashley and I'd love to know the ins and outs. I hope he's getting good advice as I don't think he can spot a good player tbh. The lengths I'd go to not to play Perch as a manager are unbelievable, yet he sees him as capable in a midfield berth. Poor decision making sometimes. 7/10 and never going to get much better than this with tbhe current owner.

I think its fairly clear that Pardew is DESPERATE to get people in. Its getting people in on a wage thats not going to fuck the dressing room up or a player not demanding to start every week as it is claimed Bentley wanted. I tend to agree however that as the window draws to a close, a lot of demands will be reduced and deals will be done. Whether or not Bentley demanded to play everyweek, I don't know but that shouldn't even come into it. As a footballer he shouldn't even need to mention it and be confident in his ability to show in training tht he's good enough. I think he's shite personally and glad he's not come here. You're right, he is desperate to get players in but he knows it's not going to happen. Signing players on longer term deals etc seems to be the order of january. The biggest question I've got is 'why do clubs pay scouts so much to travel the earth checking out talent, then we end up scraping the barrell with a week to go looking at wolves players etc?

Companies often need a shake up. This being the perfect time to fuck these two dry lunches off and get new, unbiased professionals in. Why does Andy Gray hate us so much? Is there a reason or just down to the fact he's a scotsman who's denying his roots and being an honorary Londoner. Cunt.

The poor cunt. Is him having a few shiftys out of the ordinary or is he always on it? Surely she knew, over conversations they'd had that he wasn't a clean cut square. I don't really have a sniff anymore or do anything for that matter but Don't begrudge anyone else doing what they want. Especially hate preachers who've got absolutely zero experience of the things they hate so much. I lost my best pal to taking 5 cowies in one shot and he had a fit in a club, the bouncer dragged him outside and dragged him into an ally and left him to die. Even after all of that I still think we should allow eachother to do what we want. They're obviously not reet for eachother.

The poor cunt. Is him having a few shiftys out of the ordinary or is he always on it? Surely she knew, over conversations they'd had that he wasn't a clean cut square. I don't really have a sniff anymore or do anything for that matter but Don't begrudge anyone else doing what they want. Especially hate preachers who've got absolutely zero experience of the things they hate so much. I lost my best pal to taking 5 cowies in one shot and he had a fit in a club, the bouncer dragged him outside and dragged him into an ally and left him to die. Even after all of that I still think we should allow eachother to do what we want. They're obviously not reet for eachother.