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I've seen better posts from Songbird than that article. Speaking of which... where is that Mackem tramp? I hear his team got beat on sunday. How true that is, I have no idea.

They rife in 'Deep South', like? A kna' a fella who does shoes out of them. I think there's a thread about him somewhere here.

....and in the process fuck the whole population of Britain by taxes having to pay for it. So, what IS the population of the UK these days, compared to 30 years ago, and who thinks we can continue to pay for the social services, higher unemployment, housing, and everything it entails. Population's around 60 million, I believe. I'd sooner sent the crims elsewhere and keep other nationalities in the country. (Perhaps a few lare ships driftin aimlessly across the oceans of the world, full of criminals) It's the scummy 'radjeys' who give the country a bad name, not foreign nationals. ^^^ A sweeping generalisation if you've ever read one.

The bloke's a fuckin' helmet, man.

That's Simon Bird from the Mirror. He was at a couple of NUSC meetings and was hammered for being so negative towards NUFC and jumping on the bandwagon but to be fair to him he spoke up and put his views across - He's actually not as much of a nob as he comes across in some of his pieces in the mirror. Mick Hartford is a fuckwit and has always been one and he talks as much wet as his pal JFK. We sell papers as people are interested in our club, now that's a fact. Regardless of others saying it's due to us being a laughing stock it's due to the stature of the club.

....and in the process fuck the whole population of Britain by taxes having to pay for it. Their policies are about as stringent as sunderlands defensive policies.

Atmosphere was immense from half an hour beforehand until round about now. I must say lads, I've thoroughly enjoyed sticking pictures of Kevin Nolan on all the mackems desks at work. Their face's are a fuckin' picture. Chant of the day: We all live in Kevin Nolans House, Kevin nolans house, kevin nolans house .... ... Days don't come much better than yesterday.

Google - The end to liers. I had to do the same when my mate told me earlier. I was shocked it's actually true

As a lighthearted slice of information for you here is the stadium of plight postcode: SR5 1SU

hahahaha

In a time when football is full of mercenaries and those looking for a quick buck, we've done tremendously to land Hughton. A true gentleman and top man manager aswell. Long may his reign continue.

Apparantly, there will be black or white cards on our seats when we get in the ground again. There'll be over 50,000 according to .com. Does anyone know if Graeme Danby is there again with his repetoire of insults for the mackems?

Reet mate was a tad childish .....ANYHOO Hello, as a proud geordie who has followed Newcastle United since they were founded in 1993, I feel I must object to the continual mispronunciation of the name of our ground, sportsdirect.com@st.james parkstadium, by your broadcast journalists. This is an exciting new era in the glorious 17-year history of our club, but constantly referring to our ground by its previous name associates the club with a period of time we are frankly trying to get away from, and undermines the good work done by Chris Hughton, Mike Ashley, and especially the 'founding fathers of Newcastle', Mr. Tony Jimenez and Mr. Jeff Vetere. Additionally, everyone knows that the name 'St. James Park' is most closely associated in English Premierball with Exeter City, and the new name is part of a concerted effort on the part of Newcastle Utd to finally step out of their shadow. With your help, I know we'll get there. Yours, Frankenstein Trevor Millivanilli Dee-ah SKY, Ah kner that Sheera werks for Match of the day so thats why the Maggies are alwas on more than us, but why do SKY alwas put lerds more Maggie games on than they put owas on? theya just a laffing stock and wee-a are going places with super Niall in charge. If this keeps going on seesan afta seesan am not going to watch SKY anymore wen am in the pub but go to a bar with telewest on insted. yours in red and white, dick dastad :razz:

This would be funny, if it wasn't fuckin' true. Fact of the matter being, Ashley would be that stupid.

I enjoy a game of CoD as much as the next man, but can only last an hour max before I feel sick from playing. Your mate does sound a taity picker, like. 8 hours solid? I don't think I've done anything for 8 hours solid in my life if I'm honest. Maybe you should break into his house in the middle of the night and steal his station. Then touch his wife and leave.

Clarke'll have massive knowledge of how teams play and techniques etc, but he's probably more high profile than our manager and I can just see the headlines about him taking over or feeling her could 'do a job' running the team. I just kna' it. I'd sooner Hughton picked his own number 2. He has to be different to CH in his behaviour though. CH seems very relaxed, motivational and calm under pressure and he'll need a contrast. Someone who'll get stuck into the players were they're havin' a mare, different knowledge to CH. They have to be different so the players get both sides. I'd believe that's the job CC did.

That, and the fact you'd kick Kate McCann's back doors in. Once you get past the cold, dead, murderous eyes she is quite tasty.

I'd like to say this surprises me. Fuckin' bint in my local drives to the enterance in her mobility scooter then parks up outside and by 10 o clock shes generally up on tables with her fat tits hangin' out etc.

Class Clobber.

Already, this is gold for me. Someone's dad planting sausages around a campsite, and a reference to a rare, decent Cher song. Sorry, but was the sausage thing some sort of Ray Mears fry up adventure trail imagined by a man who'd otherwise be sectioned? And was he the inspirationfor the Ross Noble 'meat on the face' routine? If you met the old boy you'd understand. From what I remember there was fuck all to do so he thought burying sausage at dawn was a good idea. He's always had some funny ideas. He owned The Half Moon Pub, (Gateshead side of the Tyne Bridge) and two mackems came in one day, one sporting his red and white shirt. The old boy told them they could come in, but the shirt had to stay outside. Laughing about the "joke" the mackems asked for a pint to be told the same thing. They told him to "fuck off" and walked across the road into "The Central Bar" hoping for a more hospitable welcome - where within a minute they came piling out of the top door in a bit of a mess.

I'm not even biting or nowt.

I've just opened the same one. I'm still unsure on what to do. I feel it must be worth renewing given the obvious lack of members. Shy of 4000 I would've thought, and I do want it to work. We wouldn't have attended nusc meetings if not. I'm pleased some questions were answered in the email but there are still lots unanswered. I guess the only way to try and gain the answers is through renewing and then hoping they engage the members more than in the first 7 months since the commitee were elected. Here's hoping, like. I'd be truly suprised if they still have more than 1000 I'm more than likely to renew, I think. Then, I'd be able to attend the AGM I believe?, and could find out the craic from the horses mouth. I'm sure there was over 3000 at one point. They clearly need to raise funds to help them attain businesses to buy-in through being out and about showin visibility.

I've just opened the same one. I'm still unsure on what to do. I feel it must be worth renewing given the obvious lack of members. Shy of 4000 I would've thought, and I do want it to work. We wouldn't have attended nusc meetings if not. I'm pleased some questions were answered in the email but there are still lots unanswered. I guess the only way to try and gain the answers is through renewing and then hoping they engage the members more than in the first 7 months since the commitee were elected. Here's hoping, like.

:razz: I've only been here 2 days but knew something was bothering him.

Head down to the old peoples homes and see if any have recently become available