Bonamental

Its jumpy as fuck, but still flowing. Not guaranteeing, like. Great ball that. Could do with some more of those.

Nice reception for Duff!

Could someone please sort me out with a river? My usual sources are all bone dry.

Absolutely fucking brilliant, to a man awesome, but Colo was immense at the back today. Tiote a diamond again, Barton after a shaky start got back on form. Pretty hard to pick a mom from that!

Bye bye Koscielny!

You telling us or them?!

Not as much as Walcott from Enrique!

Do you not like Fabregas either?!

Is Barton trying out for some shitty new indie band or something? Whats with the stupid hair?

Fuck me, that was too close. Not sure you want another one nortoon! They are really starting to play.

Come oooooooooooon!

Fantastic save Krul!

Nooooo, Tiote has gone down. Although just looks like cramp (hopefully)

He's on the Australian coverage. He's fucking joke of a commentator. His one job is to be able to talk properly. He really winds me up. Gets used on 5live as well, particularly for European games. You'd think if your job is to talk about football you might be able to pronouce the name of one of the most famous managers in the world, but no. Moreinio. Grinds my nuts.

Anyone got the river with David Pleat? Who the fuck is Vermoolen? God he is such a tool.

Not quite sure if that pm worked... Edit: Ah, irrelevant now. Oh well.

Hopefully these won't have been posted before... What will Jade Goody be doing this Christmas? Babysitting for Lily Allen. I called a rape advice line earlier. Unfortunately its just for victims. I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone. Apparently theres a spot all women have, that if you hit it just right, they'll do anything you say. It's called the face. After having sex with a girl from a council estate, there's nothing worse than looking down and seeing a split condom hanging from your cock. Especially when you weren't wearing one to start with.

This. I can't see Routledge having the composure to have that great an impact down the middle, plus he'd be quite easy to bully out of the game. I guess if nothing else he could help try to strech the oppo defense, but I haven't really seen enough intelligence from him on the wing to suggest he has those sort of runs and timing in him. Would love to be proved wrong.

He was on football focus at the weekend, seems to really like it here, and he's seemingly a massive part of the team spirit and obviously enjoying playing here. Can't see it. Plus Moyes likes players who cover a lot of ground, thats not exactly going to entice him is it? Was pretty anti Nolan when he joined, which didn't change much last year even with all the goals and the drive, but the fact that he is continuing it now has changed my mind. Plus the positive effect he has on the rest of the team shouldn't be underestimated. Although can be frustrating with some of the chances he's missed, but thats being picky really with some of those he's put away.

That spurs goal (my housemate at the time was a spud) made me tolerate all the utter shite that followed. But since he's been gone its been good fucking riddance. The only pacy player I can think of who managed to completely negate his major asset by being a complete tool and not knowing which way to fucking run. At least Shola knows which way he is going, even if hes standing offside all the time.

What did Nasri say? Barton has been pretty impressive this year, not just what he's doing on the pitch but the fact he hasn't gone and twatted anyone yet. I was just waiting for him to lose it against Wolves, so long may it continue. Basically in the aftermath of De Jong breaking Ben Arfa's leg, Nasri was commenting on it and said this: Oh well, look forward to seeing the inevitable at the weekend then

I'm still optimistic Simpson can become good enough. It took Ricky a while to get used to playing here and improve, I know its not really a direct comparison, but Simpson hadn't had much prem football before joining us, so I'm willing to be a bit patient with him. Probably be shit now Ive said that. Crying out for a striker though, but then so many teams are, so fuck all chance we can get someone good on our budget. Can we really afford to move on 3 strikers (even if they are as limited as those 3)?

What did Nasri say? Barton has been pretty impressive this year, not just what he's doing on the pitch but the fact he hasn't gone and twatted anyone yet. I was just waiting for him to lose it against Wolves, so long may it continue.

I can see us going back to 4-5-1, unfortunately meaning Routledge comes in for probably Strolla. Any confidence that boy got from being part of a rampant team since he joined last year seems to be rapidly disappearing, and with it the tiny amount of ability on the ball. Would be tempted to leave Barton out on the right and bring in poss Guthrie instead if playing 4-5-1 instead, can't afford to have someone that weak on the right of midfield with Clichy getting forward, although Routledge should be able to keep up with him (if he ever bothered to track back of course). All damage limitation though, feel like its going to be another one of those where we work hard and perform well until they finally break through and then fuck us up. Several gooners in my office as well West Brom, I think they really caught them cold, plus Arsenal were playing Eboue who seems a bit of a bad luck charm/weak link for them sometimes (unless he's diving against us the fucking prick). Doubt Wenger would let them be as complacent as they probably were against WBA for a while.

Has anyone got the zombie expansion pack thing for this? Worth getting?