ToonMarshy

Amazing

Own goal against west ham - haha

Outstanding effort

Incest. Heh

The Dippers take the lead due to an own goal, typical

Heartls looked amazing there! wonderful trickery and clearance off pools line. Good job we didnt play them tonight!

slightly disappointed with that - we better demolish them at st james

only 3 mins? the keeper spent about 5 on the fucking floor!

FUCK OFF WILLIAMSON!

aye good chasing from him

Williamson is nullifying all of our throws/corners

Cisse off, come on campbell, show us what you can do!

FIT

That bigirimana looks a good prospect, very safe sub by pardew there like :/

Keep forgetting gosling is on the pitch, stick cabaye on tbh

Need more pressure and Tav to come off/switch position, hes so unsure of himself at the back there

OVER THE WALL!

gotta change at half time, playing for set pieces atm. Considering how panicky their keeper looks you'd imagine cisse to be having a field day.

Aye, and we're getting the basics all wrong, tackling, passing, moving, playing to the whistle. All been sub par so far

Harper shouldnt have either

Bollocks - sub time

Anita looks a little shakey holding the ball early on like

Early contenders for worst penalty of the season in this first week.

And a million fantasy football teams scream out in pain

I dunno, i didnt cry but definitely felt a bit chesty and sick when we were relegated. Think it's fine to get emotional over it! just not to openly bawl!!