ToonMarshy

Quick, we have at least 9 more pages of talk to fill about the lad before he signs

Fantastic stuff - feel a little bad for generalizing the few in there that seem to have their heads relatively screwed on (both talented, OP is a tosser etc) but by god what a sorry lot

Today? fairly average - the goal was opportunist 9though vital) and the only positive thing i saw him do was win the ball back after losing it in a silly non-pass in the first half!

Germany game has gone a bit flat since half time

Word yesterday the turkey links were bullshite but that premier league teams had contacted his agent - echoing other sentiments in here that i'd rather he stayed, especially if there could be aw way that would allow bot the dembas to be at full efficiency and happy, but he wasn't priority number 1 by the end of the season, so if an offer were to come in that activated the clause or pushed higher and made good business sense (allowed us better defender cover for example) i could see him off.

give them a chance, they do play for villa after all

Christ van persies a cernt

what a block

Didnt realise that the new parma one posted the other day actually includes the names of all the season ticket holders in small print over the kit - not a bad little marketing that like.

Anyone know if the monolith puzzle has a reason for being solved yet?

So stoke strips with black shorts?

And here's me thinking he was hanging around those hotel back doors for nefarious reasons!

"I dream of deaders" Is nailed on to become the next big day time television sensation

Not least because it's classless for our keeper to have a pop via a funny picture - but apparently fine for their interactions with our keeper to involve jumping them from behind on the pitch. Clueless xD

given his proficiency at penalties lately i doubt hes successful at slotting anything

Christ timmy - might have to gan a bit easy like - could get himself in trouble here What's your favourite team..? http://pic.twitter.com/2dNq3Y9f Hide photo Reply Retweet Favorite

you just cant write this stuff can you - the gift that keeps on giving

Guess Kruls not fancying a transfer over the water anytime soon Tim Krul ‏@TimKrul This pic Makes me laugh every time i see it..http://pic.twitter.com/GebTAt7x - Hide photo Reply Retweet Favorite Reply Retweet Favorite

Christ don't remind me of that game, went to it with a leeds supporting mate, felt fairly confident in getting a result (even though it were a friendly) - first real thing leeds had in the entire game was a wide angle cross/shot spoof that elliot threw into his own damn net - was all downhill from there. That was the game Barton threw his dummy out about not being allowed ot take set pieces and all if i remember correctly

"He controlled it with his arm and pushed it onto his foot - but lets not take anything away from the goal"

Because they are cunts

agreed, so blue tinted it's ridiculous

Sammy is definitely the funniest footballer on twitter like, manages to crease me every time without resorting to nasty banter and petty arguing!

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