LoveTheBobby

Depends how highly hoisted Cattermole has his shorts this one . If he's got them all Cowel-style up around his kneck it's a sign he means business . . . fuckin ISSS IIT !?! can't wait for Tiote to welcome that cunt

He helped take down the "St James' Park" lettering the other day . . . just what I heard like .

That's HF's DIY out the window. Hahaha (cant do a laughy thing on phone) "Rice - hatched c.1985 to unknown parentage"

Need a TT Wiki page or summat .

Is this a 'Skywalker finding out who his dad is' scenario !?

turns ya hair blue in time that stuff mind - I'd gan canny D-funk .

I also did the maths but got the answer ">2000ml of energy drinks" ?

*tv off*

Ho ho ho

Geediin

It's a proper Big Daddy binbag like

For me I'm still got him filed under 'promising 'but unsure he'll make it here . A few home games ago Pardew could be heard bawling at him "head up Hatem, head up" as he went by the dugout . Obviously something they're working on . I think all his "my troubled upbringing/nobody understands me" shit manifests itself on the pitch with a 'i'll show them, i am an island' kind of approach - head down and try and dribble past the whole team . It obviously doesn't work like that and I'm of the opinion it's the kids' attitude that is pretty central to this. Pardew publically commenting (rightly or wrongly) earlier in the season that he "needs to understand what we're about as a team" was pretty telling . He's meant to be an awkward punter off the pitch too . Like has been said earlier, his body language looks all wrong. When he was being briefed before goin on he was very nonchalant and all that was missing was a cartoon speech bubble saying "aye whatever" . He's faulty .

Goals On Sunday Kammy on top form like Aldridge talking through Wolves first goal "if you dont take a ticket you dont win der raffle" Kammy "you have to BUY raffle tickets John . . . oh I've just remembered where you're from"

Spice Boy Kammy in his "cup final suit" man . Class

To paraphrase Jol - 'first half - Barbados , second half - Birmingham'

. . and I'll hoy in the penguins too

GUTT LORD !

Hey c'mon stay ON TOPIC - you know the rules !

Further to the above - does anyone actually listen to a word Charlie Nicholas says when he looms large ? Completely washes over me .

He's a complete pumper of shit like . The pressure on some of the panel to live up to being Tiziano Crudeli is too much to bare at times too . Personally I'd welcome a shakeup of the majority of Sky pundits .

Think more George Formby's Ladder for the most part . Like Parky said - look out for a painfully lingering shot of the animatronic snarling Fozzy Bear .

pm'd

Jim 'I like to couunt' Rosenthal

badge nearly becomes an epaullet ! red keepers' top too ? http://www.umbro.com/#/products/?locale=en_GB