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dear docter !? No wonder the "you know you're always going to get 101pc from me" jammy arab was at pains to "thank everyone at NU for making this happen" !

M&S do a chipolte salsa which is alright Momma. Couple of dolops of that in a chilli serves well.

Yeah heard that the other week on Monday Night Club or summat. How he spok with the conviction he did was startling . Didn't he also make wildly speculative on him now being there and him ensuring promotion ? Through it all I couldn't help think of a pre season comment from Gateshead (?) friendly where his best efforts were summed-up that he 'looks like some bloke who's won a competition to have a run-out with a Newcastle team'

Similar to Blackburn's fortunes - it all went a bit west once the Venkey's entered the stage. Lynda Block would've got it .

Jossy's crew didn't roll with little Louis Luitton bags under their arms . Not on Jossy's watch .

If a Tree Falls: A Story of the Earth Liberation Front 10 pm BBC4 tonight "A rare behind-the-curtain look at the Earth Liberation Front, the radical environmental group that the FBI calls America's 'number one domestic terrorist threat." http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1787725/

Her music reminds me of going to the Moor as a youth - the American Eggs and The Zipper in particular . holdontightFASTriide

@Howay - aye mate they are definately of a 'different outlook' let's say . I'd have paid good money to have seen that Makem tripping his box off, frantically clawing his way through the debris of the beach, dubious caramel smudges appearing like dialating pupils through his nylon, a 3-legged raggy old lurcher in hot persuit . Him probably yelling 'gerraway, gerroffuz , , y , , y MAGGIE SCUM , wa bheat the scum TOO-WUN , TOO-WUN . . ' at it . Filthy fuckin stinkers .

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It was interesting watching his initial reaction develop from 'They don't like each other, he doesn't have to shake his hand if he doesn't like him' at half time to 'well he hasn't done himself any favours there' by the end of the game. Clueless cunt. Yup , his whole Sky presence can be summed up as 'a total busker in a Beatles suit'

The lass stunk too by the way . Looked like a fuckin mini Joe Bugner .

In almost 40 years and having been away from the NE cumulatively for 10 years or so in that time, I can honestly say I've only met 2 I would trust or could say I would comfortably share a pint with . Had a mate who was seeing a lass from over there. She was single parent and moving flat to move in with her teenage daughter (who was living with the dad at time) . Never met her before this . 3 of us went over to help her move out her flat which was in middle of the town as she was uneasy there given what went on nearby . Absolute shitheap which I could go into much more detail on, was a hostel over the way with night of living dead everywhere, hangin outside boozers in morning, needles in yard, allsorts. Couldnt leave van unattended or door of flats open. City rats basically. Anyway we load van and head over to get daughter's stuff from the dads house. He was immediately off with us all just because we were Newcastle, this despite us going neutral and offering customary "hello mate, yalright" as went in given the circumstance. His place stunk , and I mean stunk of tabs and cats. We loads van and picks up daughter. All the while he just skulked in kitchen. He wasn't disabled or infirm at all as he was supposedly a 'bouncer' . Max n Paddy in reverse like. We set off and he drives ahead of us to show where the new place - 3 minutes drive away - that all this shit was going. We get there. . . He sits in car watching us start to unload then drives off with a sneer. Now no matter what he thought of us, or the history with the lass - this was his teenage daughter and he did nothing whatsoever to help her other than to have a Sewpaking out the window of his battered stinkin Sierra . Place she was moving was some kind of newish build place nearly opposite Glass Centre and right next to it was another fuckin hostel and all afternoon had smackos walking by trying to screw the van, huddling round phonebox with hands down the front of their pants and going by trying to drop a wedge in the door so could get in later. That one afternoon was as long as I'm ever going to spend in that town and in their company for a long long time . On the way out the Godforsaken place I think we got 80mph+ out of that van heading towards the Monky Bridge .

I Wanna Decompose with Somyebody

Kammy's syrup !

"Outraged by everything, ashamed of nothing." Nails it

MOTD last night man - poor poor form . Didn't really expect any different when saw the lineup but their 'discussion' on Suarex and the Shreeves/Dalgleish debacle was toss. Best mates of KD 'er yeah Suarez has let him down today' . Really needs folk 'within the game' to be straight with this carry-on. Obvious nobody is advising KD he's making an utter cunt of himself. As much as it pains me to say it, surely it calls for a human handgrenade like Savage just to say how it is against the current backdrop of mainstream media coverage of ex-players pumping the club line no matter what. . Don't start us on omnipresent hard-of-hearing fuckin gobshite Jamie 'Suarez got the ball THERE-look that touch-THERE' Redknapp either .

Aye when Ba was asking him to translate "what does 'most vocal' mean" I was holding me breath for his answer a bit like . I was canny surprised they said it was Shola actually . Demba's great - so laid back he's horizontal .

Did you see the whoosh factor 10 when Kammy goes (to a bizzarely overly-manicured for a bloke) Simpson "hey gimme five" haha

I seem to remember this Rhees kid was a canny reasonable chap and used to talk about music and concerts in Washington Leisure centre and stuff . Come back and the mask slips - and it's into default Makem mode - all chest-puffing pubescent potty-mouthed bitterness . What a classless Galleries-dwelling tragedy .

ha the 'strip camp couple' - they were canny value too

Delocated . Just watched first series and pretty funny stuff . 10 minute episodes based around a family on the witness protection programme who turn the experience into a reality tv show (hence the ski masks and voice altering implant) . Lead character , dad 'Jon' gets funnier and funnier . Worth a shot . http://www.adultswim.co.uk/videos/delocated/pilot#!all/0/1

Ha , aye their Shearer pic is a fantastic benchmark of their crippling resentment . Someone in 'hierachy' actually came up with the idea - and it had to be agreed on - then paid for - and it's in a prominent position at their shed to announce 'this is who we are, this is what we are about' . To the best of my knowledge I don't think there's a full wall picture of Marco falling over , Sewpa tripping over his boots or Eric Gates scuffing a shot anywhere round SJP ?

Check the comments man - bitter, humourless stinkers . http://m.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/shearer_snubs_stadium_of_light_1_4233713

Firmly in the club first category, gave up getting worked up about the whole Engerland gig a good few years ago . If melted wellie gets it - surely they're all very much welcome to each other - players, press and manager . It's all mostly the press who keep this going anyway surely - might as well appoint James Cordon for all I care .

13) What's with the Mogadon-inspired, cripplingly bad, one of the crappest songs in football "oh. when. the. Spurszzzzz. " ?