LoveTheBobby

I'm coming round to the reality that maybe he's not even getting nudged by Dekka and he's actually exceptionally fucking THICK ? Just one of the Strawberry Place Sky-fodder spakkajacks but in a nylon 'suit'and press badge. Only more numb. Either way, his abysmally wide-of-the-mark patter really should just be filed directly under B1N

Comment From Paul M Have you conveyed the anger and toxic amtmosphere that now exists and is even more prevelent than before following their yet again broken promises to the fans. Do you as a reporter and Pardew, Ashley, Lambias reall y realise the depth of this 12:16 Lee Ryder: Hi Paul. I can't speak for anybody else but me. I live in North Tyneside and every corner you turn people want to know what is going on. If I go out for a pint or even to go to the supermarket, you can hear people's views. Of course I know the depth of it. Comment From Jesmond Tutu Lee, are you really aware of the acute dismay and anger there currently exists from the fanbase towards this regime and their parsmonious to the the point of fagan-esque tight-fistedness? I'm aware you're duty bound to sugar coat things less you be completely excluded from the Derek Llambias & cuddly Mike show, but that could be do the detriment of the local press long term. 12:26 Lee Ryder: I don't think anybody is trying to sugar coat anything, as stated Mike Ashley doesn't do media and that's his choice. The role of a journalist here is to bring the facts - but the problem is some people don't like the facts. The facts are not presented as opinion and you need to be able tell the difference from that. When Newcastle signed Shefki Kuqi, the reporters who filed the story probably didn't think it was a good signing.

Jeremy Clarkson has one of Britain's biggest arseholes. Get onto August's Viz btw

When you think of those times when the town scored and cameras would pan to show him and DL all jumping about 'wahey theyve scored a try' - seriously, what the fuck's that all about ?!

pick my anus .

can you do an animated gif of Llambias with a stenchful, rotten to the core, greasy tube of faeces emerging from his mouth mate ? I'll buy y a pint .

If someone pickpocketed Christmas and said "hey nice jeans by the way" as they did off with it he'd thank them for the compliment .

fuckin dogs, tweets, bastard Meccano, coffee table, plantpot .

fuckin sick of all this shite now like barton can stick his quotes up his fuckin arse7

fuckinell

Be more appropriate screening it on The Comedy Channel See if he's learnt his lines after a couple of days of intensive PR consultancy priming The silly fucking shit-sniffer I'm actually debating placing a potty underneath me tele for the amount of shyte thats gonna be streaming out of it haha alan pardew's botty mouth and the potty men FFS! Just released a statement saying theyll not be commenting on the situation . *replaces potty with tin bath*

Bumped this bastard so if anyone watching Pardew on a hook would be so kind as to post anything worthy/atrocious below much appreciated. I'm stuck at work , highly irritated and as hot as a glassblowers lips .

Be more appropriate screening it on The Comedy Channel See if he's learnt his lines after a couple of days of intensive PR consultancy priming The silly fucking shit-sniffer I'm actually debating placing a potty underneath me tele for the amount of shyte thats gonna be streaming out of it haha alan pardew's botty mouth and the potty men

Be more appropriate screening it on The Comedy Channel See if he's learnt his lines after a couple of days of intensive PR consultancy priming The silly fucking shit-sniffer

She loves me sticking it to her old man. I'm 35 btw, CT Junior. Stitched you up like an Arbroath smokie, Gemm. He's just made it up to catch you........and you replied!!! . . wah wah waaah you've gotta take your Panama off to'm like

I live my life through Auf Pet and btw i love it..... tonight im going to luuuurve someone to death FACT!!!!!!!!!......cunts ''ah you're still here are y - WITH ya stool ?" Are you Tosh from The Bill ?

*i ate the box too , it smelt a bit garlicy n that*

Know what y mean about scapegoat but this is pretty much betraying your own ? I mean this by also wholly acknowledging he is by no means 'his own man' and ultimately its a Brooks situation in that who be the editor etc. It's all 'hearts and minds' via media with The Awkward Balloon and Ashley's got ALL the savvy in that respect. (a short of cash/flailing) Chronicle's just smallfry given his resources and PR consultants I rekon.

To be serious for a mo. Mate's sis works there and know there's been quite a few rounds of job cuts over last couple years. Chron part of big group of papers I believe. Point being, its obviously not 'going canny' and relating to this, as someone mentioned earlier, can't really see how they get much out of their (ahem) 'association' with the club, ESPECIALLY currently ? Coming to the conclusion that MA finds it most comfortable to pervade and indeed succeed in an atmosphere of complete confusion. Of his own making. Everyone's eyes are off the prize . . while he's dipping the till. Bit like an obese Dynamo or somesuch ?

nah, nah, Merv Hughes wannit ?

Did you get published G ? Read one of the comments other night 'if you write something he doesn't agree with it doesnt get posted/deleted' (which is obviously the case) but it was the fact he'd put that comment up as though to say 'ah , see, see, I put all comments up' . wheyaye sausage. Fact is he has only a handful of comments on any given piece, yet they're saying their board's been inundated . Do come again Lee .

Ryder-esquely pathetic ? Im imagining him locking himself in the kermits at Thompson House today , unable to get his words out as he cried, stuttering for breath like the bairn he obviously is . 'come on out lee, dereks on the phone for ya with tonights story - what wrong ? . . Its u-u-uh. . Its th' . . what's up lee you bullet-headed divvy tell me ?. . Its the uh, aah,uh,aa . . its the internets . .

Dear EC representitive reading this, There seriously can't be a local newspaper in the UK that is currently less representative of readers' views regarding reportage on 'their' local team. Whatever your reasonings behind this are , God and Derek only knows. The abuse obviously stems from the frustration at the horseshit you put out. Assuming your (surely plumetting) readership are new born chickens, a good paper does not make. Touch the truck eh ffs . Thanks

.... *rubbing my hands* is he now off work crying on his bed ?