LoveTheBobby

Did you happen to hear the chat this morning on 5live about the roulette-type machines in bookies ? Billed as 'worse than crack' with folk easily blowing hundreds in an hour with growing calls to ban them . Fucking shit state of affairs really .

I only mentioned it as it was a torrid, eenduring image from a jaunt to Spain as a youth . My mind was made up . I feel your pain , hang on in there !

Parky, have you ever seen a group of them drinking beer out of a cowboy boot to a Dr Alban soundtrack like an excited flock of bleached James Cordens ?

(can a MOD move it to the 'Gene Clark' thread please)

Have you been drinking ?

Bought a copy of STAND (#3) at The Hotspur tonight for my Metro journey home and quite enjoyed your 'Dressing Down piece in there . Out of interest, (and not as someone who buys socks and posts pictures of them) who/what have you got an aversion to yellow polo shirts for ? Seen you mention it a couple of times now and it intrigues me . ' Do they call it Mellow Yellow ?

About 22 clem .

They're a fiesty bunch . It's all the meat they eat .

It's because of the Falklands this .

Has to be . Probably goes right up to the 'top' with Laurel & Hardy's efforts since summer . I know Coloccini doesn't do massive amounts of press but he could've put this to bed weeks ago . Like CT said Gavin Peacock was very open about needing to move for his kid's treatment snd to be nearer family . I just hope he's not 'doing a Dowie' and turns up at Arsenal or some such .

Anyone fancy a game ? . . "Alan Pardew warns of clearout as Newcastle slide towards relegation" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/9794625/Alan-Pardew-warns-of-clearout-as-Newcastle-slide-towards-relegation.html

Was the Bottom Buddy a character that Keith Harris had on the go ? Or was it Rod Hull ?

Rio's has been a fuckin pizza/kebab place for a couple of years now sadly . Used to be canny . I remember in the days of Dunes going down WB oAugust Bank Holiday and sitting off on the ramp down to the beach after coming out of Dunes and a pair of shockers were getting on with some horizontal jogging right at the bottom of the ramp on the beach .

I'm away for a dump .

*partridge* "Jurassic Park" btw

Pulling themselves along the deck in search of comfort like a gland-challenged hound .

Gypsy eyes aall around the throne .

. . with the smell and personal discomfort of friction-bound HOT MUD making them more vulnerable .

got thrown out by the Electric Landlady(land) for it

@MF you're the kind of tramp who's got stray little rolled-up bits of bogroll about the foot of your bog . Little bits that look like the bodies of daddy long legs' that have been jettisoned from your primative technique .

I had an abcess in my lower back (crevvy) once . Pilonidal cyst I think the tag is ? Went up like half a golf ball and was absolute agony till the thing burst . Was off work for a couple of weeks lying on me side on the settee ! Dear Dr Zeus . Torrid times .

Brian Clough said that if God wanted football played in the air he would've put the grass up there . By the same token he would've made kermits holes in a wall if you weren't meant to have a bit sit .

Auba auba cadabra Im gonna reach out and grab YERRR

Shola's fatha .

Now THAT'S good gifwork