LoveTheBobby

either/or really . As long as it's in a presentation jar .

I'll give you a pound towards an "IM COOL" tshirt if you post a pic of the removed grissle languishing in a jamjar of fluid . .

Well the doors to the chapel were locked behind them so it's technically a lock-in aye . The massive benders .

Steve Mason's new album . Get it down y's .

Surely Oscar pistorius can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines Day and shoot all over his wife's face imagining she was someone else?

What a pair of numb cunts . If he wasn't playing football he'd be walking about the Grainger Market with a tray of kebab meat sucking on a Lambaat .

Borgen . The whole gig - the show , the name even - but especially the wankers who bang on about it . Utter shit .

a Colo smile on his brow too by the looks of it

propa bleurk

. . I've just seen Sisokko in Morrisons

SOOPA-DOOPA-MOUSSA

Sexsokko .

Watch on an Abu Dhabi paid stream and its in hd etc . As clear as day he said "sit dahn you big chant !" PARDS FOR POPE !

I had to have a look . . fuck my hat

fair do's . Mind, speaking as your newly-appointed life coach I've found an opportunity for further streamlining here - a dishwasher

Not being funny but is that not like buying a pair of glasses so you can find your glasses ? Are you old enough to remember these btw ? Has a daft little joystick that plugged in/got lost.

(I bet) Chops'll be selling his arse before long .

Dearest Brendarosa