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Ha , No it's the mighty 'Kenny Everett' from East Stand (See pics of old)

Was gonna make some tonight but I've been hampered .

. . back in yer box

Did a Google for 'Kenny' and came across these beauts ! (Noticed you'd posted within second article thread but not sure if you'd seen the 'update' ! "Hen Broon said: I had the pleasure of travelling to many away games with the aforementioned "Kenny Everett" and I have to say I never laughed so much and the guy is a gem. For instance, we travelled from Haymarket on a 1:30am bus to Upton Park for a first day of the season encounter with Charlton. By 9:30am we were coralled in some municipal park near the ground where Kenny proceeded to drink eight cans in front af a thirsty cockney parkie then refuse him a sip 'cos "we hate cockneys!" I also recall the bizarre sight of several hundred Toon fans cheering on the local Sunday league team who happened to be playing in black and white and an ambulance arriving for a Toon fan who'd fallen off the Monkey Climb. Other memories include Kenny waving Pontiff-like through the sun roof opening whilst we drove past Toon fans outside pubs in Derby to the salute "Kenny, Kenny!" When we all got in the car for away trips, we had crisps and sarnies for the day... Kenny always had cans. He also had a daft little dance that was certain to defuse any heavy handedness from the polis (they also fell about laughing). 3-0 down at Barnsley, Kenny's Birthday request came on the tannoy... Monty Python's "Always look on the Bright Side of Life!" Sadly, Kenny stopped attending matches so regularly when he learned his shenanigans had attracted the interest of the Old Bill. August 28, 2007 2:02 PM" http://www.blogonthe...ate-corner.html "aye i remember kenny well,one match i forget which we were giving him stick as usual. myself at the time had got my hair permed,it looked ridiculous,anyway he stood up out of his seat and pointed at me ”hoo ye the c##t wi the hair aal dee ye ootside”. "Bowburnmag – I believe Kenny Everett is alive and well and can be found most days in the Felling. I showed him this blog and he got quite excited and even wanted to get in touch. His name is Imre (after Varadi, but he’s actually called Ray), used to work for the dole dealing with people signing on and now doesn’t work. A few years ago he won 20k on a scratchcard from the Post Office! Here’s a pic for proof: " http://www.nufcblog....t/#.UPbR8-TPTvY Kenny - OBE

SFC went straight off after their game Saturday 'to persue targets' He turns up in France with a big brown envelope . Llambias meanwhile (been away a week I believe ?) saying he could probably throw in a few Lonsdale t-shirts . Don't worry though lads as in Dekka's Dossier they've "always got 2 replacements for every player" lined up so it's not like they'll now be clumsily running round like the fucking Banana Splits bumping into each other or nowt . . . That's if they're actually running around in the first place that is .

Be entirely down to wages .

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Loving that like HMHM For him to turn round and you know him as 'Kenny' man - too funny ! There's no 'cult' characters like that about these days sadly . All been said before but it's sanitised shite . Not wanting to be some kind of Uncle Albert here but going to the match was as much about the characters about you and the craic as the game itself . Remember the 'sing in the scoreboard' stuff and in the corner there was often Celtic/Rangers shout-offs. It seemed like there was 'mild sectarianism' in the corner too either side of the police chickenwalk that went up the diagonal of it . I bet all of the coppers who got put on shift in that spot dreaded it like ! Saw some canny abuse/gob at times and the odd attempt at toppling their hats . The Laurel & Hardy tune chant "d-d-le-d--d-d" as they would begin their processional walk ten minutes from time from the Milburn/Leazes corner BooinThe seemingly genuine applause of the away keeper coming to Ggate for the second half that would turn into a mass "FUCKOOFFFAAAAHHH" and a salute of the rods when they naievely acknowledged it:) I particularly remember a young David James getting a special dose of it when at Watfird and he seemed to take genuine shocked offence and gave a similar retort . The mass snowballing in the same situation if the climate allowed Random air bombs/bangers/rockets And all for £3:50 .

Bit of a win-win for Rangers with him sure to redecorate their gaff with copious red, white and blue once he moves in .

Yeah it's no good ending up watching from behind the settee like ! (my usual seat for our games this season)

Heard on t'wireless earlier they're filming his guesting on Oprah today . Didn't catch when it's to be screened . They're said to be showbiz great-matesmate so not much expected but very interested as to what is said/his general tact . If he comes straight out and. admits everything surely he won't have a chance against all the sponsorship and prize money they're chaasing him for?) (I thought she'd hung her microphone up anyway btw ? Does she just do testimonial gigs now ?)

@bernie I hadn't heard of it until you mentioned it , having looked it gets good write-ups . See what you mean too , it sounds aptly named in that it's 'rather heavy'

The scene in the house when he starts to enact his revenge in Dead Man's Shoes stayed with me a long time . I hope he has moments like that in this upcoming Stone Roses docu .

Carver's been worth his weight in gold to Padew as he was the one that advised him to tone down the bullshit/rhetoric . "trust me" Pardew has acknowledged as much .

I can imagine his head bursting in ten years time .

Has anyone posted "Loiic , you're our only hope . . " yet ?

Geddin - made me day hearing that He sat in the top corner of East Stand bt the corner . Stood up in his little half-mast denim jacket to belt it out then sat down like nowt's the matter . He's apparently is/was a painter and decorator . Anyone remember "Kenny Everet" ? from similar time ? Sat in similar spot and would stand up and overhang East Stand to shout random abuse at. the Gallowgate/Corner (as a whole) He had bit of a 'drinkers complexion' and a stubbly beard . Some lads got onto him one time and started singing 'theres only one kenny everet' back up to him . Every time he went on with his vein-busting rants he'd get sung back at . Our bus stopped at a social club in Clitheroe on way to Blackburn one time . Club was heaving as more bouled in so they opened the function room as an overspill . Proper Pheonix Nights sketch with a bit stage complete with gold tinsel backdrop . Kenny Everet was only there ! He got up on stage and did about five minutes of hamed-up Elvis/blues freestyling . "ma-baby-jus-lef-me" *turn head and mic to side in pain* "sh-waalked-oot-th-door" etc . Utterly hilarious to behold from. He had the place in piss Treasured times .

I'm getting two - one for each end .

Did you see the whole interview on Ch4 News ?I couldn't quite believe it . Think it was a case of rehearsed lines goinv a bit west . They cut back to the studio with Kristan Guruwotsit and John Snow says "that's your butt closed down" "N, no it's wide open and certainly intact . . *bit awkward*

Licensing laws dictate the shops are 'only' allowed 3 or 4 machines per shop and they accpunt for around 70% of takings ! Cited by exits for a 'last throw of the dice' and the bookies themselvrs more and more prominent on the high street and located within card-stretch of banks .

'Machine for living' potty-haired Kuntz .

Hey who can blame you ! "they wa th bastaads what bombed me granny" (they did as well the watersport, fisting-fetish freaks ! She had a wheese till her dying day from a piece of shrapnel stuck in her lung from having their house hit) Not that I hold it against them like *sniff*