Mark

Blatantly going to get stabbed tbh.

Should be ashamed of yourself tbh. Couldn't care less tbh. Poor attitude.

Out big happening in Newcastle. I've heard is that Digital is having some massive party, which could be canny, but sounds like it will cost abit too much? I think World Headquaters have something on, but tickets are "Only £15" ONLY?! Ideally I'm looking for somewhere that will be good crack and atmosphere, nothing too OTT, and not somewhere where all the scruffs will pile in (Bambu, Ikon etc)

Should be ashamed of yourself tbh.

I have loads of spyware on my computer, so don't really want to put my details in. Put some money on Pokerroom and you got yourself a game. I'm naturally a good player, so I should beat you IMO.

Nah, got money on Pokerroom thats it I think. I'd play you for $25 if you have Pokerroom?

I know, I didn't give you credit for meaning the remix. Reet cunt sometimes you like. I'll have to take your money off you in Poker one day, show you how its done.

I said Genius for the first one, not the remix thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvCn_KbLpLY Genius. WTF?

Aye, Farha had the nuts, and Hudson had the second nuts. Harsh as out. There is laods of videos on youtube, some class ones of Tony G going mental, being a bellend really. I've not got a job, and will probably end up playing poker abit more. As I can afford to stick £100 on or so. Althought I have money in accounts, just forgot where.

Negreanu is a ledge. Biggest legend ever is Sam Farha, followed by Tony G.

Aye, last Saturday, took 20 minutes, my arse was killing for 8 hours after, I was scared to fart. Although I always thought it would be cool, it was scary as fuck. I stopped in that night, just because of my experience. I was all flustered and shaking after it.

Got chinned didn't he?

Thick me like, was looking about for a rug on the floor.

I saw some pictures of WHQ, looked fucking tiny. Is Shindig any good or is it full of pill heads?

Went to Bambu last night and it was canny shite. Attic is full of gangsters. Diven't kna about Sea. Just sick really.

Sick really.

Anyone like to PM me a link to the game thanks babes.

Interview went canny well I reckon, I'll be on the Betfred poker team in no time!

I can't remember much of my 18th. If thats any help?

Aye, bastids. I should go to bed, got a job interview tomorrow, in a betting shop, then I'm going on the lash.

Aye fucking ages. What makes it obvious like, looks like the perfect post to me. I just liked the random tutoring on basic poker concepts tbh. Sorry big fella, just thought you didn't know how to play Omaha.

Aye fucking ages. What makes it obvious like, looks like the perfect post to me.

I might have to give that a look. A Texas hold 'em player walking into an Omaha game and dominating is either extremely lucky, a poker genius or playing against serious donks. Not that I'd like to make any assumptions, like. Was it Pot limit? Pot limit is just the same as no limit but the maximum you can raise is the amount in the pot already. Omaha is straight forward. Same as Texas Holdem, but you have to use two of your hole Cards. So if the board shows AAAKK and you have KQJJ your best hand would be AAAJJ as you have to use 2 hole cards. I'm tired as fuck and took me ages to type this.

What site? I need to start playing there. Ladbrokes. Weakest players on the net.