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I would've bought it! 68564[/snapback] You don't even have to. http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1KSHTCQ...PG0MFL0MN6Y22ZH Merry sodding Christmas.

There's a Norwegian band called Bjelleklang, as it happens. They took part in the 1998 Norwegian Eurovision final with a song about going to the toilet.

Fairy Godmother here.

Yeah, the first rule of prejudice should probably be something along the lines of, if you can't spell it you might not be informed enough to be against it. Mad concept, like. 68476[/snapback] Mind, it was being branded by an unattended five-year-old, so there were mitigating circumstances.

Reminds me of one of the signs wielded in the Great Portsmouth Paedo Riots of 2000 that partly inspired me to leave the enlightened UK behind me in the first place. Something along the lines of "PEODOPHILS OUT, IN IT". Glorious.

Oral herpes is just another word for cold sores. 68260[/snapback] Everyday German seems to use the word "Herpes" for any kind of wart-/pox-like or similar infection anywhere on the body, so including cold sores and the like. Shocked the hell out of me the first time a colleague walked into the office and tutted loudly about the terrible herpes he was suffering from...

Probably old, been done before, etc. etc., but: http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-sca...adlines&index=1

Does anyone go to a gig for the drinks anyway? OK, so I needed a cheap Latvian beer or eight to get me through Eurovision 2003, but that's different...

Free telly's for migrant worker heemasex's no doubt! 68371[/snapback] Free subscription to Pink TV an' arl. Keeps us off the street corners.

Wacky Jnr gets a free meal at Byker Sally Army Soup Kitchen. 68366[/snapback] I've met Byker Sally. Face like a slapped arse and her soup's worse than gruel. Wouldn't cross her though, she's got an army, ye knaa. (And I haven't even started on the mulled wine yet... )

This is one of the downsides of being self-employed. Bottle of mulled wine in front of the telly, maybe?

This asylum seeker mate of mine told me all Jews get free tinsel for Rubadub. I'm confused now.

Can I at least get some brief credit on my scrolly thing for the Mini Golf high score before you do? 68066[/snapback] I still cant beleive you beat my 23 68097[/snapback] It was a very... very... very slow week at work.

But at least I'm a mature, banter-friendly poof.

Can I at least get some brief credit on my scrolly thing for the Mini Golf high score before you do?

Re-release? 'Tis dead nice, anyway. OK, so it's cynical and schmaltzy, but it's got to be better than that Westlife/Diana Ross abomination or whatever the X Factor winner inflicts on us. Apparently the small record label that's distributing it will be struggling to meet demand in Christmas week, though, so I wouldn't build up any great hopes of a "Mad World"-esque chart upset. Ho well.

There must be some small shareholders who vote a knee-jerk "no" on every single resolution, regardless of the content... either that or KPMG really have some enemies on the Newcastle auditing scene...

you could at least paint some snow on it! 67999[/snapback] Better? 68007[/snapback] Brilliant! Mine's a bit cack-handed, but it'll do.

Herzlichen Glückwunsch, you old scrote.

So let me see if I've got this straight... Funny things are funny Pathetic things are pathetic Anything else I've missed? Best. Thread. Ever. tbh

I've just started to get one (for the first time in ages) since reading this thread.

tbh.

The first in the 293-part Narnia series. A nice enough adaptation - all rather twee, preposterous and very, very English, but then that's the whole point really...

I didn't see anyone invoke Redway's Tangent so I'll assume the Croydon Tramlink is in play. Ampere Way

Speaking of "legit or not", I rather enjoyed this: http://www.worldfootballnetwork.co.uk/ Probably been mentioned on here already, but anyway.