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That's the part I'm not so sure about. I think Labour could (continue to) haemorrhage votes to UKIP in its heartlands if it's not careful, especially in an election held in unusual and fractious circumstances.

How's that pronounced...?

https://storify.com/raphkoster/thought-on-brexit-and-governance

Theresa May will get it. She's been playing the long game.

Hang on, I've been away suffering the shonky mobile coverage of Pembrokeshire all weekend and apparently I've missed an incident. This is marvellous fun.

This is why plenty of mainland Europeans will be delighted to see the back of us. Assuming the EU survives at all, obviously. It's a legacy-fest all round.

Which essentially means this is all the Lib Dems' fault for buckling on tuition fees.

I'm off to Wales for the weekend and I will be scrutinising everyone I encounter to judge whether they voted in or out.

Could this not have all happened before I quit drinking? Properly livid that I can't hit the scotch and get all sweary on Twitter like I used to.

Wahey!

Project Fear wins. Just appalling.

Magnificent.

That's the sound CT makes every time a JustEat duck pizza delivery arrives.

Faked by Ant and Duck.

German efficiency.

It's front and centre on the BBC News website...

German media says no terrorism. Special police killed the guy, nobody else physically injured (some affected by tear gas), security service working on the basis that it was just some lone nut with a gun, motive still outstanding.

"Unsurprisingly nearly all (98%) of UKIP voters say they will vote to leave the EU." Who the fuck are the 2%? Even by UKIP divvy standards, they are particularly sensational divvies.

Uh-oh...