Meenzer

I am now. Up to 12 already though, so I suspect the genuinely comedy/awesome stuff is already done and dusted.

Ah yes, near Cock Pond. I bet none of the identikit attendees of today's event made any kind of punning reference to that. Kevin, your offer of hospitality is generous to a fault. Would that I could accept, but you're a true gent among Paddies.

Our hawt date is tomorrow, Kevin me lad. Although it turns out Dave is "working" or something.

Was that the thing at Kazbar? it looked ridiculous, a plethora of tight white vest tops and too much gut for one London post code. Oh christ, couldn't agree more. We were going to try and squeeze into the fenced-off ghetto at first, but when it transpired that you had to queue for an hour (....) we went to a real pub and laughed at it from a distance instead. Even if our company was a bit on the... gut-friendly side himself.

I shall away and top myself. Cath, he's proper lush. But you know that. Cheerfully tipsy here. Afternoon laughing at the bearded gays cramming into a thoroughly rubbish Pride event in Clapham then birthday drinks with a friend in Greenwich. Beer gardens and sunshine make Meenzer a happy boy.

Dierks Bentley - Up On The Ridge. Soopoib.

See, I've always said we need more Irish on here. They know their stuff.

I always thought you were a man Aghh you are a man. I have nothing against gays btw Divvint worry. You wouldn't be the first to be baffled as to what the hell a Eurovision-loving gayer is doing on a place like this.

I always thought you were a man

Fuck off. My fella told Ben Adams from A1 the news. Glamorama.

Calzone? Ouch

Kevin? Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me! by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work. Are you two.. erm, how should i put this.. bonking? I wouldn't call what we do... "bonking" We've long since transcended "bonking". I am indeed coming over for the game. Will try to unglue the better half from the sofa for the occasion too. Don't know if we'll hang around that long, but the "good stuff" sounds desperately tempting. Plasterer's radio? Explosion in a wallpaper paste factory, mate.

Bring poppers.

Kevin? Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me! by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work. Are you two.. erm, how should i put this.. bonking? I wouldn't call what we do... "bonking" We've long since transcended "bonking". I am indeed coming over for the game. Will try to unglue the better half from the sofa for the occasion too. Don't know if we'll hang around that long, but the "good stuff" sounds desperately tempting.

I'd have to say he's got you there.

With a stuffed crust? Hand-stretched Italian. I'm 31 years old, for fuck's sake.

Show some respect, that knob is Jedward's mum

I like my pizza like I like my cocks. Warm, floppy and smothered in cheese.

Beautiful.

Shame for Chile really, even if they get through (and you'd fancy the Swiss to score at some point) they'll have no bloody players left for the Brazil game at this rate.

Pre-match draw agreed isn't it.. Aye, same as Youaregay-Mexico

They really are called "Die Firma" and "Der Klient" in German.

I'm 5ft 8" Aye, for now......