Snake

Down the back of the sofa

Bassong looks a very decent player

Hang on in there Roy, you're doing a fine job

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/73567/...ld-he-can-t-buy Who knows what the fuck is going on, his puppet is still mouthing off though

No You sure? Clueless. As messageboard posts go they couldn't get any more ironic than that. Stick to the kids board, it's more your level apart from when NE5 is handing your arse to you as usual of course

No You sure? Enrique was signed when Fat Sam flew over to Spain to talk to Drago of Sevilla. The latter was stalling so we snapped the young Spanish lad up. I always thought that Allardyce knew very little about Enrique but the scouting team suggested him and we were desperate for a left back so he just went along with it

No You sure?

Keane's looking rougher than usual

Wasn't Enrique another one signed by 'the scouting system'?

Man Utd away next week as well. The mackems should really start shitting themselves tbh. They built their surivival lasts eaosn on a decent home record and they are rapidly getting a complex about playing there, they're always shit away, Blackburn match excepted. Also some of the players they have now won't be quite so much use in a relegaton dogfight as they had last season i suspect. Funny really since at the start of the seaosn tjeir fans seemed to think they had "the best midfield outside the top 4" and a striking lineup that'd be banging in shitloads of goals! All I keep hearing after every defeat is "Keane will kick their arses after that" and "I'd hate to be in the dressing room right now" Seems to be working a treat mind

Agreed

Is she straining for a shit?

Fixed. Fixed further

I'm Rob W's apprentice

I think they're deliberately taking the piss now

Looking very much like two down judging by today's piffle

I was assuming he had one ethernet cable and was swapping the two computers over, hence the modem reboot i do have one cable and did sqap computers over!!! i have the code thing that Craig mentioned what next?? Have you reset the modem yet?

Go and fuck yourself you patronising, tedious, jew cunt. Post of the decade

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1470231,00.html "I will go about my business quietly and hopefully we'll be able to unveil new players in January."

I was assuming he had one ethernet cable and was swapping the two computers over, hence the modem reboot

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/nufc/Joe-pla...Owen.4742920.jp JOE Kinnear can begin planning ahead after being confirmed as Newcastle United manager for the rest of the season. And the 61-year-old has been promised funds to strengthen his team in the January transfer window. The move suggests that the sale of the club has been put on hold by owner Mike Ashley amid a global financial crisis. And one of Kinnear's first tasks will be to attempt to open contract talks with Michael Owen, Shola Ameobi and Steve Harper, all of whom, as it stands, will be able to leave St James's Park next summer on free transfers. "I spoke to Mike yesterday afternoon, and he's asked me to stay as manager of the club until the end of the season," said Kinnear, whose side take on Middlesbrough at the Riverside Stadium tomorrow. "I'm absolutely delighted. We had a good talk, and he made it clear that he's happy for me to keep going, and that there would be money for the three or four new players we believe we need in the transfer market in January. "On this score, I can tell our fans that we have three or four irons in the fire, and it's just as case of wait and see, and obviously, there are several players contracts still to sort out. "After speaking to Mike, I went in to see our managing director Derek Llambias and our football secretary Lee Charnley, and we are all keen to get things up and running. "Funnily enough, while I was talking to our directors yesterday afternoon, all my family were ringing me from London and saying that all the talk down there was that I was going to be the next manager of Charlton Athletic." Kinnear had been put on a month-to-month deal after his shock arrival in the wake of Kevin Keegan's controversial departure in September. He went on: "No one was shocked more than me, but I've loved every minute of being here. "The fans are great and this is a great football club. "Obviously, I can't make any promises, but wouldn't it be fantastic if we can climb up the table and also have a good FA Cup run? "Certainly, I'm looking forward to the FA Cup third round draw on Sunday." Priceless

Fucking hell right on cue, shitlip has turned up

I wonder if Kinnear's actually being allowed to pick his own team? I doubt he's arsed mind as he's now 'earning' a healthy salary. Don't forget the lubricant Joe