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Wake up you big big-toed bastard.

At least you've got some handsome bastard paying for your ticket eh?

Complete and utter fucking arsehole.

I'm very sorry to hear the news mate. As others have already mentioned, try to make the most of the time you have with him. I'll be thinking of you.

Sounds absolutely class mate. Some excellent pics too.

Don't even start babe!

That pretty much nails it tbh. Just stroll across Charles' Bridge and wander up to the 'castle'. See Golden Lane and back into the city centre and you're laughing. Gorgeous place, nice people and reasonably priced.

She's aged quite well I suppose. Better than say, Gary Lineker, who is actually younger but looks (at least) 15 years older than Lawson.

If I did any of the above I'd get lynched! Every job I apply for, I'm obliged to inform my boss of. It's just seen as the correct protocol to tell my boss that I've applied for another job. References are always asked for before you even get a interview....but I'm sure this isn't always the case, depending on the job you're going for.

Paints not the way forward, as Wacky said Irn Bru or a nice Tikka Masala works wonders, much easier to explain what you were doing walking through the room carrying a plate of curry. The carpet's predominantly red so irn bru wouldn't stand a chance. White gloss is the only answer for me tbh...

Very little seeing as I don't have one...

Seriously considering having an 'accident' with a litre of gloss to get my carpet replaced tbh.

Don't mind ironing tbh. Hate washing up mind...

not agreeing ther like...not an australian accent in sight tbh It would be slightly disconcerting if you were agreeing tbh. (only joking) I did actually manage to speak to Jimbo before the demon alcohol took affect that night !!! Unlike Mr quiet and sensible I spoke to him too and he sounded like Jason Donovan tbh. I feel sorry for Jason tbh !!! Why? Because he sounds like Jimbo?

not agreeing ther like...not an australian accent in sight tbh It would be slightly disconcerting if you were agreeing tbh. (only joking) I did actually manage to speak to Jimbo before the demon alcohol took affect that night !!! Unlike Mr quiet and sensible I spoke to him too and he sounded like Jason Donovan tbh.

not agreeing ther like...not an australian accent in sight tbh It would be slightly disconcerting if you were agreeing tbh. (only joking)

I must admit, I thought you sounded like an Aussie a few weekends back Jimbo tbh.

Spent quite a bit of time in 'Welsh Wales'. I just talked twice as quick in my broadest Geordie accent I could manage and the thick bamps were none the wiser and it was like a dose of their own medicine. They hated me. Which was understandable tbh.

That's ridiculous. Not you, Spurs. Personally, I'd baulk at £6.5m, let alone an extra £10m. When you look at some of the deals that are being done on the continent, a domestic transfer of £16m is pretty major news. Spurs have been well and truly ripped off for a squad player. Let's just hope they've blown their beans on Bent and not chosen to strengthen their entire squad.... SSN reckon they are looking at SWP and Diarra from Chelsea. As well as Bent, presumably?

Gail Platt. Appropriately named seeing as she looks like her face has been blown inside-out.

That's ridiculous. Not you, Spurs. Personally, I'd baulk at £6.5m, let alone an extra £10m. When you look at some of the deals that are being done on the continent, a domestic transfer of £16m is pretty major news. Spurs have been well and truly ripped off for a squad player. Let's just hope they've blown their beans on Bent and not chosen to strengthen their entire squad....

The 'article' doesn't specify a price but, reading between the lines, I'd imagine a compromise fee of about £15m. This is about 3 times more than his actual value and playing second fiddle to Keane and Berbatov won't appeal to him. He'll score 8 and demand another move next summer. With a bit of luck.

I'd do lots of rude things to Liz Hurley. I wouldn't call it rape because she'd probably want me to 'do her' if she had the chance to chat to me for a few minutes beforehand anyway...

Complete generalisation like but.... Bristlolians are fucking arseholes in my experiences. Spent a bit of time down there and fucking hell, they've got chips on their shoulders...

Just use both socks and hoy the pair of them both out rather than wash them. For future reference like...