Davey Dave

Not the best results but I'm not getting too upset about it. Shows how far we've come though, hasn't it?

Balls. Bloody Chelsea.

Allardyce: Glad he's not managing you anymore or do you miss the odious, toad-face twat? You can edit this to a more diplomatic question if you like, fish.

Celtic about to win the SPL title. Must be boring as fuck to be a Scottish football fan.

Two can play that game.

Thoroughly delighted with the result and performance yesterday. Proper away performance against a side which prides itself on possession football. Every time they got the ball back I actually would breathe a sigh of relief because it meant 10 minutes of tippy tappy passing which run down the clock nicely.

Hmm. Better looking line-up than I thought..

You've had a flash back to when you were a teenager looking in the mirror, saying "I'm gonna keep on rocking forever!" And then you see yourself as you are today sadly saying "forever... Forever..."

Perfect stokoeshop opportunity, IYAM.

When someone doesn't know who MC Hammer is. Talking to someone about Italia 90 and they have no idea what you're talking about. When mothers usher their scared children away from you, saying "stay away from the scary MAN" You don't know what the current UK number 1. Is and you don't care. The fact that Stuart McCall looks so much ol- oh, never mind.

Toms view is kind of what I was getting at. Norwich away is a good example. Makeshift defence against a decent possession side might spell trouble for us.

Not too confident about this. Swansea's style of play won't suit us at all. 3-1 to them i reckon.

correct

Yeah, but we've got £25 million in a neat little pile somewhere within St. James' that Ashley goes and stares at occasionally.

Oh i see. She trying her hardest to take the 'biggest lunatic columnist' title from Littlejohn then?

Reminds me of the man/woman that was sat in Newcastle Arms last night. Even when I went past to leave I still want sure what it was.

What's the crack with this tart, then?

I was happy in the haze of a leazes-free board. Heaven knows I'm miserable no-oow...

Haven't we had this 'booing a 5th place finish' debate before? It was an abject performance that was being booed. The season hadn't finished at the time.

Wow. What a friendly bunch. My favourite answer to 'which Newcastle layer looks most dangerous?' was Alan Shearer and Warren Barton.

Answering a question with a question. Who else but leazes? Giggedy-giggedy I'm fucking right!

Well flip out if they dare to suggest that Pardew isn't Christ incarnate as well.

So what did Reina do then, in your eyes? Was he being a pal in trying to remove an errant eyelash with his forehead? Did he have a worrying looking mole that desperately needed a second opinion? I hate that if you think X than you're Y shite. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a clown.

@yourservice

Let's look at the leazes post generator and find out what his answer to this one, shall we? Something about 'seen it all before'?