Davey Dave

4. Sky fairies are stupid. Stop believing in them. 5. Atheists need to stop being dicks.

He was always a fan of kuntz.

Stevie vs. a Liverpool fan would be funnier.

Funny as hell. The overdue account article had me crying with laughter.

Fish, with gem a close second. I reckon Fist or JawD would be a good laugh too.

Oh no it isn't.

God save the Quim.

Spurs annoy me.

Its two bad. I used to make them punch each other when i had the toy.

I too have been reading a shitload of walking dead comics recently. Much better than the series IMO. Also the Dark Knight returns. Love a bit of Batman, me.

You buy one y' get one free. I SAID Y' BUY ONE Y' GET ONE FREE!

Football is good to me sometimes.

UPVC.

Newcastle fined 40 thousand for derby ruck. Mackems only fined 20 k. from SSN.

Anyone fancy a punt on how many " MON OUT!" threads there'll be on RTG ( the classiest website in the world, ever, inherently etc etc). I reckon none. They think the sun shines out of his tracksuited arse at the moment.

Blackburn dominating the mackems. 1-0 to Sunderland it'll finish, I reckon.

Frank Skinner is one of the wittiest comics I've seen. Underrated I think. Loved his autobiography. Most comedians are miserable twats, mind.

Look. I had a lovely bit of halibut so I said to the wife that that fish was good enough for Jehovah!

And to yourself. Enjoy the forum and welcome. whoever did it is scum. Pure and simple.

Drunkenly yelled at and unfollowed Ricky Gervais when he was being a smug twat about it. I don't believe but I don't take the piss out of people who do. Just doesn't seem right to mock. Good to hear Muamba is making something of a recovery though.

Terrible technique. Typical lass, mind. Two seconds of piping, the rest a sloppy painful-looking handy. Nice puppies nose, though.

Agreed. Quite impressive yesterday.

Morale supereeors lol ftm

Sky commentators: Remember we could have been 3 or 4 up first half, so stop banging on about the 2 saves Krul made.