Andrew

Are you telling me that you lot aren’t excited about another royal baby?! I mean, look at this great news!

Ayy fucking have that Baines you prick, thats what you get for not signing for us!

Even Rafas looking fed up of this one, a mediocre game further ruined by a ref that couldn't be arsed

Theres another one not given.

No idea but Im not remotely surprised to see Kenedy lose his rag there, they've been all over us all game and got away with it time and again

No two ways about it, that came at him from 800 miles away, no reason to be touching his arm there

Jonj off, Merino on. Glad to see him back, hopefully he gets some fitness together and that back problem is done with.

There've been no major decisions to make really but every single minor one is going Evertons way, shite ref

We've woken up a bit.

Bugger, good finish by walcott though

Well, its not been a classic.

Has he though? Who is injured? Ah Im slightly behind, Jack wilshere and "other creative midfielders", like who?

Wish that tannoy would shut up, still, shows how much the pitchside mics are up to capture any home crowd noise at goodison

is that "Fat sam, hes got a big fat head" being chanted?

Barbados Slim starts!

Oh thank god!

Pretty much aye, same engines behind it all so it works properly but a lot less...stuff going on, no team talks or bollocking around with data analysts or training. I really prefer it to the full version.

You start that thread god damn it!

I can and I often do, its the only way to get along in this discriminatory world!

I can do what I want.

Im deleting this once @Dr Gloom starts his.

I presume you've taken over us?

And just as I said that Giroud scores! What a goal that was! He beat 5 players in about 2 yards of space

Todays FA cup semi has been a dull affair so far.