Steve

Am I the only one tht thinks we'll gt something out of this and make the second round? Croatia have looked poor so far and against Brazil if we had someone that could actually hit the target and not Harry Kewell we would have at least drawn. Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

We gave the best team in the world a run for their money. Bring on Croatia! Although, after the Yanks managed to get a point off of Italy, if we make it to the second round we'd probably have to face the Czechs.

So I take it you'll be first in line to get in? Arseless pants for you again?

You're damn right.

You're talking about the preview of the final that's being played on Sunday right? Well, I'm gonna watch the Aussies stuff that band of useless no-names at Walkabout in Brighton. Ahhh, nothing like a bunch of stereotypical Aussies on a Sunday evening to brighten your week.

Right now I'm at work doing cardiac scans and slacking off on here. I wanted to go to Germany but when I didn't get tickets I figured I'd just keep working and keep draining the NHS dry of funds. We're top of our group and it'll stay that way. Who the fuck are Brazil? Who the fuck is Ronaldinho?

Eat shit you fat ginger wanker. And to the rest of you, it's just plainly obvious that you're all jealous and you wish you were an Aussie too.

And we're already 1-0 up over the European Champions. AUSTRALIA 1 - GREECE 0 15' Neill heads the ball back to Skoko, who strikes the ball into the top left of the net. Great shot, looked to be a set play.

Click Me I don't know what to think of the 4-2-3-1 formation, but it's still a good lineup none-the-less, it would beat any England team. Kalac Chipperfield Emerton Neill Moore Skoko Grella Bresciano Culina Sterjovski Viduka

Should I return to bring life back to this place?

The first piss up after Australia win the World Cup huh? Looks like I'll have to be there to tell you all about it.

I just PM'd the man now, but I wanted a public display of affection.

If you're living in London these days why have we not consummated the relationship yet?

I had my MMR shot about a week ago and nothinbvjfkljdfg badokj kl happennldsjfkljdsds to me.

These will be the best Commonwealth Games ever. Wanna know why? Cos they're in the best city ever.

You can use the same flag as me if you want. You know, your flag improved with those totally un-gay stars.

I spent a month wandering around Spain, Italy and Sweden. Spain I enjoyed, Italy sucked because there were Americans everywhere and Sweden, well, the stereotypes are true, the women are so fuckin hot. I could live there without a problem. Too bad it didn't get above 0 degrees the whole time. So you're still following the Gemmill plan to corporate success, as in posting and not working?

Hey baby. How you doin'?

Well, I lost internet access in early January when the computer I was using had to be returned. I didn't own it, a friend moved to Sweden and I hung onto it until he needed it. From there I finished up work in Southampton, went travelling, landed a new job that doesn't start for two weeks, moved to Middlesex and now here I am. How are you anyway Alex? I need to come up for a match soon, I'm starting to get Alex withdrawal symptoms. I miss you honey.

English cricket? What a load of shite.

That's only because I moved here. You're all fat bastards.

I'd love to see Walcott sold before I leave Southampton because the Saints fans would likely tear St Marys to the ground in search of Rupert Lowe. For Southampton to ever get back to the Premiership they need to get rid of Lowe, and if losing Walcott is the only thing that'll get rid of that greedy shit, then so be it. Not that I like that club, but I do have a lot of Saints fans as friends that all say the same thing, that Lowe's a cock.

Shit thread

He's practicing his trophy lifting technique. The World Cup really isn't that far away.

Mine's like yours, and all I do all day is sit around reading comic books.