Steve

You know what they say about men with big feet. Just sucks for you that you're on the smaller end of the scale.

Here's a fascinating fact about one of the posters on here. let's call her catmag. No, that's too specific, we'll just refer to her as 'Cath'. She's in love with the amount of hair on my body. She tried to mount me in the pub one time but I had to fight her off with her own pint glass. True story.

1. Kim Beazley (The Australian opposition leader) Seriously, just look at the size of the fat bastard. He's a coronary waiting to happen. 2. Sir Alex Ferguson That vein on his forehead looks like it could burst at any moment. All it takes is an embarrassing loss to some shit-kicker club (let's say Newcastle United) and Fergie goes mental in the change room at his players when all of a sudden... POP! One dead manager. 3. Me I think that mole on my foot's getting bigger.

Mandy and Swindy in your OK category now are they Steve? 72090[/snapback] They are when you compare them with Medina. I don't think there's a single person on here that'd disagree with me about that boy. The only person almost as bad is that Craig bloke. It must be something about people living in Hampshire that aren't in Southampton. Or Pompey, cos the Matt French guy seems ok.

This thread begins and ends with Medina. There has never been a person that fucking painful ever before, and nor will there ever be a person as bad in the future. The human race hit a new low with that guy.

More like most boring rock band of all time.

Why is it that whenever Meenzer's around I can't get there? Oi, Martin, I see you lurking around at the bottom (oooh) there. When are you leaving again?

You're married? I feel sorry for your wife. 71437[/snapback] go back to school son, you obviously had shit teachers, unless you are still there 71438[/snapback] That's the best you can do, calling me son? Oh my god I feel so humiliated. You must have been a real barrel of laughs at Christmas lunch yesterday. I can just imagine this toothless, tattooed old Englishman muttering things like 'terrorists' and 'asylum seekers' followed by nonsensical rants over his Xmas pudding with your poor wife and family sitting there wondering when you'd stop so they could at least try and enjoy their day.

You're married? I feel sorry for your wife.

I'm calling for a Jihad against Peasepud. Who's with me? :nah:

The Reverse Flash is not gay.

This board is good, that board is one of the worst on the internet. It all seems pretty straight forward to me.

This team would beat yours: Schwarzer Neill Popovic Moore Lazaridis Emerton Bresciano Cahill Kewell Viduka Thompson

Keepers Ante Covic (Hammarby) Zeljko Kalac (AC Milan) Mark Schwarzer (Middlesbrough) Defence Brett Emerton (Blackburn Rovers) Stan Lazaridis (Birmingham City) Ljubo Milicevic (FC Thun) Craig Moore (Newcastle United) Lucas Neill (Blackburn Rovers) Tony Popovic (Crystal Palace) Tony Vidmar (NAC Breda) Midfield Marco Bresciano (Parma) Tim Cahill (Everton) Ahmad Elrich (Fulham) Vince Grella (Parma) Joel Griffiths (Neuchatel Xamax) Harry Kewell (Liverpool) Josip Skoko (Wigan Athletic) Luke Wilkshire (Bristol City) Forwards John Aloisi (Alaves) Scott Chipperfield (Basel) Jason Culina (PSV Eindhoven) Archie Thompson (Melbourne) Mark Viduka (Middlesbrough)

You're a fucking idiot.

Who the FUCK are Brazil?

I'll allow that although right to left shunts aren't too good. Shirley High Street

It's actually been shaved shorter than I've ever had it before.

And from there we head to Flinders Street.

As there hasn't been a definite thread for this and it has only been mentioned in passing in various others, this is the thread for the drinking session either for either before or after (or both) the Arsenal game on Saturday. Because I'm going to be decisive for a change, this is the info. Saturday. 3pm. The Trent (if that's what it's called) For those lucky enough to have met me you'll know who I am. For those whose lives are about to change for the better, I'll be the guy in the blue change strip from this season with the name of the undisputed club champion on my back, MIGHTY CRAIG MOORE! See you all there.

Anyone saying King Kong will be better than X-Men 3 is a fag.

My dream group: England USA Anyone from that other pot AUSTRALIA When we top that group coming out ahead of both England and America will make the experience all the sweeter.

Ms Massara, I am very much looking forward to meeting your father, if he is anything like you it will be a very enjoyable occasion. I am also keenly anticipating the fine, high brow conversation you know we are both capable of. And I thank you for your expeditious reply. Kind regards, Stephen Halliwell