Steve

Shut the fuck up you whinging bastard. I have to sit on a plane for 20 hours to go home.

Shittest thread ever.

I don't know if I'd say camp. Dashingly handsome maybe, but definitely not camp. Ryan is playing "Lovefool" for us now. I think you're in there. What? Is it gay to like the Cardigans or something? If I'm gay for liking them I don't want to be straight.

I don't know if I'd say camp. Dashingly handsome maybe, but definitely not camp.

Whoa. Whoa. I'm freaking out with the coincidence happening here. What song should come on my iPod but: My Favourite Game by the Cardigans. That's their hometown, no?

You don't give a man a picture of a kitten for his birthday, that's just plain wrong. You should've put a picture of a naked woman or a nice car or something in your post instead. women Happy Birthday Mr Hog. For your birthday I wish you commitmentless sex, a day off work and a life so you don't come anywhere near this place all day.

Are you sure there's nothing you can watch instead of the first half? The way England matches have been I'd watch Eastenders over that shit. And I like England losing and playing crap but even I can't take the pain of watching them lately.

I will make this statement right now just to get it out of the way: Australia will win the World Cup.

1. It's 4.32am and I can't sleep because my body has no idea what time it is. 2. I'm unemployed with a fair-sized debt but all of that is on the other side of the world at the moment so it may as well not exist. 3. I'm thinking of coming home for good for the start of the next university year (February) to go and do the post-graduate paramedics program. I just wanna drive around with the siren blaring mainly. 4. The Newcastle section of this site is boring as piss. 5. Meenzer is one sexy bitch.

I'm not home for good and still have a fair amount of travelling left in me. I get back to England in about three weeks and have a Latvia, Estonia and Lithuania trip booked for June and a Northern Ireland and Republic trip for July. I've spent most of my travelling time in Eastern Europe and Scandinavia because I find it much more interesting than Western Europe. I'll grudgingly accept your anti-Perth-ism, but what does make it hard to bear is that you rate Adelaide higher. I wish I could go all on everything South Aussie.

Alex, man, I need to know something. What is your problem with Perth? I just spent a long weekend there and loved it. I left England almost two weeks ago and had about a week in Tokyo. Fantastic, it'd been 10 years since I had been there. On my way back to Melbourne I stopped into Perth to visit some friends, and damn Perth is a nice place, particularly Fremantle. I think I spent most of the weekend at Little Creatures by the water out the back. So Alex, here I stand demanding an explanation to your Perth hate because I just don't get it. And Wellsy, give me some places to go to next time I'm in Perth, whenever that'll be.

I suppose it's just the same as how everyone from the southern hemisphere is Aussie, despite how murderous the Kiwis and Saffers become when they get lumped in with us. Subtle, no?

Cockney wank Well, I suppose it's more complimentary than the truth. That's it, no presents for you from Japan. Hang on, I'm a bit far north to be Cockney aren't I? I'm closer to Watford than I am to London.

NOW I'M CONFUSED I understand Oyster completely. More proof that Aussies are more intelligent than Geordies.

The N-O lot are a bunch of cunts. There you go. I don't count you as one of the N-O lot though. Do you count me as one? Well, you're a cunt, so I'd say that's a yes.

I'd say anyone that has posted in those five pages needs to be sterilised immediately because I'd hate to see any of them pass their genes onto the next generation. But then again, none of them are likely to ever have a girl touch their fun parts. Holy shit guys, you are all everything that is wrong with internet forums.

Marvel Ultimate Alliance or GTA: Vice City Stories on PSP are what's taking up my time. I'm off to Japan and Australia next week and it has put me horribly into debt but as soon as I'm back I'm getting a PS3 and I cannot fucking wait. Of course I need to buy a TV to go with it so I'm looking at dropping a good £1000 all up. What are the best launch games if anyone has a better idea about these things than me.

I've googled your name Craig as an attempt to find at least something I could post in response. God damn it you've got a boring arse name.

And you've just destroyed the slow, steady build up of mental torture I was going to put this guy through. Thanks a lot poohead.

NO I'm straight And magically homoerotic Emre disappears. You know it's ok to be gay. We don't judge people here.

I'm more concerned about you having a partially undressed Emre in your sig. You gay for him or something?

Fuck. Beaten. I concede that you are the more intelligent person. You, a neurosurgeon. Me, an author about ancient Greek poetry. Dammit.

See! This is what the internet was made for. It warms my heart to see it used in the way it was intended.

Okay, I don't know if this is a taboo subject around here, but I checked it out for the first time a few hours ago. And my question is this: do they have such a problem with people being wankers that they feel that having a subforum dedicated to who has been banned and why will help stop this? I just don't get it, is it such a police state that the moment you say something the least bit aggressive you're kicked out of the sandpit and everyone gets to hear about it? This is the internet for fuck's sake, if you can't be irrational and call people out from the safety of your keyboard then I want no part in it. So, to sum this up. Man that banned users forum is such bullshit. Full of their own self importance IMO.

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