Steve

33633[/snapback] If my eyes could physically roll right now they would be. I'm hotter than Toady.

And cover my stunningly handsome face? It would be a tragedy, think of all the single girls that'll be at this wedding. Even if I am spoken for, at least give them something to hope for.

Ummm...

FACT 33599[/snapback] Smileys are necessary and Gol has gotten boring in his old age.

You're just jealous that your eyes aren't as hot as mine. Well, mine would be hot is the RIGHT ONE WASN'T FUCKING INFECTED!@!#@*)#*!)(*@#

To try and take this forum back to some kind of normalcy... here is a thread to tease the Aussie. I'm seriously pissed off here. I have flown halfway around the world just to come to see my mate get married. I'm not the best man, but I do get to stand next to the best man so I can pretend to be important while not really doing anything. I've paid a shitload in terms of airfares, car hire, suit hire, wedding presents, all of that, and having come back to Melbourne all the way from Southampton has been quite a trek. (I did stop in Perth on the way, and I am going back to Perth on my way back to England, but that's a whole other story. ) Anyway, the wedding is on Saturday. Right now, Melbourne time it is Thursday night. And what have I managed to get about 36 hours before the fucking wedding ceremony? Conjuntivitis. My right eye is as infected as fuck. I have eye drops but they aren't helping. My eye is more infected than a hooker on the streets of St Kilda and I have to hope it goes away after spending over 1000 pounds (I don't know how to get the symbol up on an Aussie keyboard) to get here for this wedding. Fuck.

I've no idea. But I got the piss ripped out of me something chronic at school when my parents got divorced (at around 13). I was called Billy Kramer for months. 33502[/snapback] It's not just like that in the north. Do you know how much grief I got when the Spice Girls first got popular? Bastards.

33489[/snapback] awwww sima, im sure he didnt mean that. I dont think its possible to genuinely dislike any person that you've never met in person! 33497[/snapback] Hey, are you the original t00nraider?

Yeah, but you have homosexual orgies on the brain and will take anything to mean that. tbh.

You didn't seem to try very hard, I remember the humping incident.

I've been to matches at SJP and have had no trouble with an Australian accent. I've been amazed how welcome I have been made to feel even though I'm not English. All the Geordies I've met have all been great people. It must be because I'm not a cunt I guess.

Send it in, sounds pretty reasonable to me. If he's neglecting to fix things that he stated he would, and if he's changing the usable space by taking the basement away from you then you have every right to renegotiate the contract. I wish my landlord would fix the drawers in my bedroom and the freezer. He promised to fix them both when I moved in back in February. Tight Scottish bastard tbh. OMG racism.

Someone needs to take their own advice. You attention seeking, whiney, annoying little shit. You make me ashamed to be a wannabe Southerner.

I'm not criticising you for not being racist, I'm criticising you for being such an alarmist idiot.

It's not often that Scott and I agree on music, but his post is spot on. tbh

This man speaks the truth.

While I've been on holiday at home I've done a whole lot of fuck all. You see, holidays in your home town suck, there's nowhere special you want to go and see because you've done it all before, and when all your friends are at work during the day there's nothing to do. Anyway, that's not the point of this thread. During my daily slacking in preparation for my hectic evenings catching up with people I've seen some funny shit online. During my wasting time, I came across this perfect avatar size picture to our new favourite Toontastic poster, Mr Foreskin! Are admins able to change people's avatars or can it only be done by the poster themselves?

As a racist Toontastic forum poster I say don't go and eat any of that foreign shit.

So wrong. 33116[/snapback] If they saw your avatar they would know better. 33123[/snapback] Having the (mis)fortune of having met Cath, I'm pretty sure she could beat up everyone that posts on this board. She's a scary, scary lady. I really do love you Cath, and I do want that Pompey ticket.

against the English cricket team.

What's the exchange rate for the Aussie peso these days? 32651[/snapback] AU$1.30 is about 59p. On second thoughts... hahahahahaha

Wanna know what sucks? I've been paying AU$1.30 per litre since I got home.

I am appalled at their behaviour and insist they give the Ashes back at once. The Aussies would never do anything like that.

Craig Moore is the captain of his country (the name of which ecapes me at the moment ). That said, to captain that country which is no doubt great he must be a good player. I say play him and watch as his skills amazes all around him.

My advice? Don't go to Brisbane. Melbourne is the only place in Oz you really need to spend time in, we're better than the rest of the country combined. Anyone that disagrees gets a placed on them.